
What I Sent Was Not an Online Dating Application.
我发送的不是网恋申请啊喂
by Guan Shanqiao (关山乔)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 172k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
After the post about renting the campus network remained on the forum for three days and still remained unattended, Fang Shiyu really had no idea. She randomly found a friend in the university group and said, "Baby, why don't you rent the campus network?" The other person was silent for a long time and asked a question. Without waiting for Fang Shiyu to explain, he replied slowly: "Okay." On the 9th of every month, Fang Shiyu would always find that inconspicuous account at the bottom of the list. Then asked: "Should my baby rent a campus network?" The other party transfers the money honestly and ends the conversation with a thank you. The campus network is about to expire, and she has not sent any more messages. She feels that this transaction relationship has ended by default between both parties. Until that day, when the snow was falling heavily and she was squeezed into the crowd at the express delivery station, her wrist was suddenly grabbed. She subconsciously raised her head in confusion, but the other party let go of her hand inexplicably. For a long while, he pinched his earlobe, his eyes wandering. "I didn't follow you on purpose. But you like to sit in the back row in class, fall asleep immediately after class, and pack lunch back to the dormitory... I really couldn't find you, so I wanted to try my luck at the express delivery station." "Why don't you ask me if I want to rent a campus network?" He took a deep breath and whispered intermittently: "You... Don't call me baby anymore?" Fang Shiyu:? ? ? What I sent was an application for renting a campus network, not an application for online dating! Daily: 1. Fang Shiyu excitedly pulled Xue Chenyu and showed him the description of his favorite character recently. "This is a perfect step on my XP!" She paused and looked over thoughtfully: "By the way, you know what XP is, right?" Xue Chenyu put down his chopsticks and raised his hands honestly, his eyes bright. "I know! I know! Does it mean experience? The name of Microsoft's operating system XP comes from!" He was excited, like a puppy with its tail wagging like a propeller. Fang Shiyu looked at his expression begging for praise and blushed: "Idiot!" 2. On the wedding night, Fang Shiyu was thrown on the wedding bed in a daze. Xue Chen drank when he met the guests who couldn't resist their persuasion. He grabbed Fang Shiyu's thin wrist with one hand and pressed her into the soft bed, his warm breath spraying on his neck with the taste of wine. When the heat was rising, the two of them were very close. She didn't know what it was that made her feel uncomfortable. Fang Shiyu put her arms around his neck in a daze, weakly scratched his Adam's apple with her fingertips, and grabbed a silver chain. There are a few big characters on the sign that falls with the stars. "Breeder's Exclusive Puppy". The dank otaku girl vs. The cute, crybaby honest guy 2025.09.14 Note: 1. The cute love routine of the young campus couple 2. Sc, 1v1, he "He Will Indulge You Again" Copywriting: "Brother is my destiny." When I typed this line, my brother was resting at your table. You stood up and traced your fingertips across the ends of his eyebrows, the corners of his eyes, past his lips, and finally on his Adam's apple. Three seconds later. He woke up in a daze, and the sweater jacket happened to fall on his shoulders, and you just took your hand off it. The computer was diagonally in front of him, and the line of words was brightly lit on the screen. Brother's eyelashes trembled. And you, bet he won't raise his head. When you were five years old, your brother held your hand and went home. You decide that you want to be with your brother for the rest of your life. When you were six years old, your brother accompanied you to campus for the first time. He said: "If you are bullied, you should tell your brother." At the age of twelve, he stepped on the reflection under the streetlight to pick you up and take you home. "It doesn't matter if you don't want to live on campus. My brother will come to pick you up every day." At the age of twenty, my brother's eyes were red, and the slap he raised finally fell on his own face. "How did it get to this point?" You just raised your head stubbornly and stared at him unwaveringly. A rare brother with red eyes. Why not in your bed? You thought harshly. You don't understand, why is my brother dissatisfied? Is it because you didn't control the dosage of the stuff you secretly added to the milk? Or is he bored by the love letter that appears out of nowhere in his bag? Or maybe the inkless brush had traced his muscles, leaving traces that frightened him. You don't quite understand, but that's okay. Sooner or later there will come a time. He will indulge you again. Damp and perverted baby girl vs. Honest male mother 2025.10.8 Post advance receipt copy Note: 1. The third person of the text, sc, 1v1, he 2. The male and female protagonists have no blood relationship, kinship relationship, or legal relationship, they are just ordinary boarders. 3. Don't ask too much about the heroine's morality and outlook on life, and don't judge the heroine's behavior. Copywriting of "After Marrying the Rival's Bamboo Horse": Marriage first, love later/happy enemies/childhood sweethearts Cookies Angry and unhappy vs venomous, arrogant and cold-faced Chen Mingyin is arrogant and rude. She likes to lose her temper most of the time. When she is in a bad mood, she can even scold the dog on the roadside. No one in the entire Wutong Street dared to provoke him. The neighbor's General Cui was different. He was dressed in bright clothes and full of energy. He received countless compliments just by standing there. Although he always has a cold face, not many people in the street are afraid of him. Outsiders always think that their childhood sweethearts are a perfect match. But only Cui Changling knew. Chen Mingyin looked at him every time with a smile. They all annoyed him to death. On the fifteenth day, Chen Mingyin knelt in front of the Buddha. She counted on her fingers: "I ask the Buddha to give me a wishful husband." "I hope that he will be in a high position, be as wealthy as the enemy, be as gentle as water, be humble and gentle, have an extraordinary temperament, be knowledgeable about astronomy and geography, and be well-read in poetry and books..." She kept counting and finally added. "It would be great if it was a Tanhua Lang named Pei." Cui Changling just leaned against the wall lazily and sneered. "Daydreaming." Chen Mingyin didn't even look at him, she clasped her hands together and muttered in a low voice. "You can see the one outside clearly." "I curse him for not bringing an umbrella when it rains, and not bringing paper when going out..." "Okay, let's go." Amidst Cui Changling's urging, Chen Mingyin said the last sentence viciously. "Out! Door! Step on! Dog! Shit!" Chen Mingyin thought that Cui Changling was just a nuisance to her. Sooner or later, the two of them will part ways and never see each other again. Until one day, she woke up from his bed. Became his widow. Note: 1. The hero is not dead 2. Marriage first, love later/happy enemies/childhood sweethearts Everyday cookies 3. Naughty and talkative young lady vs high-spirited young man 4.1V1, sc, he Mission: The law will defend to the death every citizen's right to speak

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