
I Don't Catch Vampires
本道不捉吸血鬼
by Any Party (方任何)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 15k Words
- Chapters
- 5
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
Synopsis
Lu Ke swore that she came to China this time just to find a place in Mount Qingjing for two days, and by the way, she would reject the blood servants selected for her by the elders in the family who had worrying visions. Unexpectedly, on the first night he stayed at the B&B, he was struck down with a sword by a little Taoist priest who had made a mistake. What's even more unfortunate is that this Taoist priest happens to be Lu Ke's arch-rival from two hundred years ago. Of reincarnation. Q: What do you do when your nemesis shows up out of nowhere and ruins your vacation? Or: What happens when a human is in a room with a hungry vampire at three in the morning? Lu Ke didn't answer. He moved his fingers and the blood chain locked the girl in place. The fangs pierced the skin and sweet blood spurted out. Lu Ke could feel the person in her arms trembling slightly. This reaction made her very happy. After being rewarded with a gentle kiss, Lu Ke rubbed the girl's head and then launched a new round of offensive. The eldest vampire lady, who had suppressed her desires for many years, got carried away, made people cry, and even formed a blood contract with them in a daze. No, you still have to compensate for making someone cry. But after being called by the Blood Pact for the 10086th + 1st time, he rushed over and punched the troublemaker in the head. He turned around and saw that the man was standing with his hands behind his back with no trace of any attack. Lu Ke realized later: "I seem... To have been tricked into working for free." * As the 1,326th reincarnation of the legendary witch Zhu Master [] who could talk about ghosts and gods and control yin and yang, Lin Xuzhi was picked up and raised by Huimen from birth to learn the art of yin and yang. Relying on his special psychic physique, Lin Xuzhi became a [Lamplighter] (internship version) at a young age and also passed the college entrance examination. But recently, she wanted to resign. The reason was that the fifth time I took too long to catch ghosts, I was late at eight in the morning and was sentenced to fail by the teacher. Half an hour after the resignation application was handed over to the president's desk, Lin Xuzhi received a double warm offer from the president and the person in charge of the human resources department to persuade him to stay. The president promises: You will become a full-time employee after you complete one more task, and you can then choose your own tasks. Lin Xuzhi agreed. When he saw that the mission rating was [B], Lin Xuzhi smiled lightly, then drew out his sword and rushed in. A quick fix, and you can catch up on variety show updates when you get back. … "Wait a minute, why should I, an Eastern Taoist priest, be allowed to fight Western vampires?" Lin Xuzhi lay on his side on the ground, tied tightly by a blood chain. The woman's figure began to change, with sharp teeth and pointed ears, white hair and red eyes. Hit someone with XP. "So amazing, so beautiful, I want her." Someone is generating a bad idea... In the sinking of blood and desire, Lin Xuzhi used his remaining reason to softly coax the woman on top of him: "Beautiful sister, I also want the contract from your vampire clan." Well-behaved children should have their little requests met, right? Lin Xuzhi: Plan pass. After a long time, Lin Xuzhi, who had finished his blood supply, wiped his neck pretending to be disgusted and said, "What else can you do besides drooling all over me?" Lu Ke narrowed his eyes, pulled the person into his arms with a cold face, and said word by word: "Fuck you, ah." Tsundere and cold face 1X sunny belly black puppy 0 Food guide: 1. The background of the story is as private as a mountain, so be tolerant 2. There was no relationship between the two in their previous life, they were real enemies. 3. I am very busy now, so there is a chance that it will be updated very quickly. If you like it, you can click to save it. I will try my best to write more. Purpose: live a good life