Man, the Prairie Dogs Are on Guard Tonight.

-Advance copy of "People, are guinea pigs noisy" at the bottom~ Pine is a prairie dog, and the humans who live with it are very irresponsible and put all the burden on it. The human room is warm, but the buzzing sound is dangerous. Song Ke must remain extremely vigilant! At night, humans would touch its belly, feeling relieved that it was finally time to change shifts. As a result, humans turned around and went into the house to close their eyes! Human beings sleep so peacefully and contentedly, what should they do? There was no way, there had to be someone in the litter who could handle the task. Song Ke stood up straight on the bed again, looking straight at the door with his big black eyes. This was repeated for three days in a row. After the last night shift, Song Ke couldn't stand it anymore and stepped on people's faces and screamed immediately. "Ahhhh——!" People, you stand guard tonight! ! ! - What Lu Jue couldn't bear was that every night when he opened his eyes, he would see Song Ke standing there blankly as if a battery had been inserted into his battery. Even if you tell it to sleep, it won't sleep, just watch and look into the distance. Lu Jue stuffed Songke into his arms: "Can you sleep?" Song Ke got angry, and with a "goo" sound, he stood guard facing Lu Jue from the side, and changed his position to Bigu facing Lu Jue. Lu Jue: "..." So he spent money to customize a simulated groundhog, and his life finally stopped for a while. Until one night, Lu Jue forgot to charge the simulated groundhog. When he opened his eyes, he did not see the groundhog, but a naked boy squatting beside the bed and looking out. Hearing the noise, the young man turned his face and said in a clean and bright voice: "Man, Song Ke will be on guard tonight!" Lu Jue: "...?" —— After the groundhog turned into a human, he became even more noisy. Every time Lu Jue closed his eyes, Song Ke would jump over and make trouble, putting his warm hands on his face: "Don't sleep, Lu Jue, it's your turn to stand guard today." Even when the two of them were having sex, Song Ke could kick Lu Jue away, wrap himself in a quilt and squat by the bed: "Lu Jue, go to sleep quickly, I'll watch!" Lu Jue, who was half forced to terminate, couldn't bear it and customized dozens of simulated groundhogs to stand guard in turns. ——[Small Theater] As a prairie dog that lacks common sense and becomes a human being, Songke is not very clever and always forgets things. This was the first time he went out alone. He carried the small bag Lu Jue bought and put on the phone watch Lu Jue bought. Song Ke squatted in a ball of mushrooms in the corner of the shopping mall, her beautiful brows furrowed in frustration, and she called her husband with her phone watch: "Husband... Ugh, I don't have any money." Lu Jue: "Baby, fifty thousand has just been transferred to your watch." Songke added, "Husband, I didn't bring any lip balm either." Lu Jue sighed helplessly: "Touch the inner layer of the small bag." Once you touch it, it's really loose! Not only that, there are paper towels, parasols, power banks, small candies, and even a marmot doll. Everything about Songke was done by Lu Jue himself. "Husband, I love you so much!" The next second, Lu Jue, who was hiding in the dark, flashed in front of Song Ke and picked up the heavy bag: "Baby, can you say what you just said again?" —— Reading guide: 1.1V1 is clean both physically and mentally. 2. There is no plot or logical cookie, but there is live barrage content. 3. Standing guard is a survival instinct for prairie dogs. In order to avoid natural enemies, they form a habit of taking turns standing guard in groups (from Internet query) 4.2026.2.8 The copy has been retained - ——"Man, are guinea pigs noisy?" - Yuan Qiao is a guinea pig, with light yellow hair that is slightly curled. It is obviously not noisy at all, but humans always say it is sending telegrams. It doesn't understand what the telegram means. Fortunately, the humans who adopted it now don't mind its talkativeness at all. And completely ignore it! "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much." Everyone, what are you wearing on your ears? Isn't it uncomfortable? "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. Renren, you are so kind, and you won't dislike Yuan Qiao's noisiness. "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong People, why don't you speak? "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" Don't be upset, man, I'll send you a telegram~ The human looked at it silently and took off the things on its ears. After a moment, he spoke for the first time in a long time: "It's strange, why can I hear you screaming without wearing a hearing aid?" Yuanqiao:...... So sad, I didn't scream! ! - Duan Ze suffers from congenital hearing impairment, and the world in his ears is nothingness. Of course, that was before raising this guinea pig. He often wondered why he tortured himself by keeping such a noisy yellow winter melon around. But in front of Yuan Qiao, he felt like a normal person for the first time. Whether you wear a hearing aid or not, there is a "coo" sound lingering in your ears. Duan Ze tried to hold Yuan Qiao's mouth several times, but the sound of cooing still escaped. He gave up. "Call." Out of habit, even if Yuan Qiao turned into a young man in front of him, with his light-blond hair curled up, his naked body looking at him blankly, his lips pursed. Duan Ze thought about it and finally stopped arguing. A minute later, Duan Ze put on his hearing aid: "Yuan Qiao, why didn't you scream anymore?" It's so hard to get used to it. Yuan Qiao's eyes lit up and she rushed forward: "Human! You finally talked to me again!" Then, Yuan Qiao couldn't stop mumbling. —— *1V1 body and mind cleansing - Mission: Love makes people grow