Also known as: [My wife is so beautiful but I am a pig farmer, so I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it]
[Lightning Protection] The deputy CP is weak in attack and strong in strength | No system | Sugar mixed with glass slag | Untraditional book penetration | The original owner exists
Main characters
Chen Ze (receiver) (traveler)
Personality: eloquent | coquettish | cheeky
Experience: A few months ago, he was a modern salesman. Due to a burst hemorrhoid, he traveled to a certain Jianghu novel and became the good-for-nothing young master of White Jade City. His father drove him to the Jianghu to gain experience.
Jin Yaozu (attack)
Personality: Simple and honest | Wife slave | Rough guy
Experience: My family raises pigs in the countryside, and I don't know a single Chinese character. Although I don't understand knife skills, I am good at knives because I have been chasing pigs with knives since I was a child. Chenze, who was deceived into getting married and ran away, was shamelessly eating and drinking.
Bai Wen (attack) (Chenze's little guard)
Personality: well-behaved and obedient | a crybaby
Experience: Chenze was held hostage after cheating into a marriage and running away. He was often yelled at by Li Wuyuan angrily, and was threatened with being beaten every day. In fact, he was fed and gained 20 pounds.
Li Wuyuan (suffer) (the one who was cheated into marriage)
Personality: hot-tempered and irritable | straight man (bent without realizing it) | hard-tongued but soft-hearted
Experience: Because he couldn't get a wife if he didn't give up, he was cheated into a marriage by Chen Ze and stole his armor. He roared incompetently at the hostages left behind. Afraid of being laughed at, he told the public that he had a crush on Bai Wen, so he changed his mind and married Bai Wen.
Small Theater 1
Passerby A: Are you saying that the good-for-nothing young master of White Jade City captured many licking dogs with his beauty, and finally dominated the martial arts world? !
Passerby B: That's so fucking outrageous…
Passerby C: (shooting the case and getting up) How can this not make sense! The old city lord of Bai Jade City was highly virtuous and respected, but he gave birth to such... (Being held down by Jin Yaozu on the shoulder) Such a young hero is really a blessing that came from the smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb! (Cold sweat breaks out on forehead)
(After returning home...)
Jin Yaozu: (Silently feeding the pigs) (Inner OS: I want to fatten up the piglets, so my wife will think that I am down-to-earth and capable, and will not think about the wild men outside...)
Small Theater 2
Chenze: I'm leaving.
(Gong Momo goes back to the house to pack their packages)
Chenze: This time I will go alone...
Jin Yaozu: (He tripped over the threshold, turned his back and wiped tears from his disgraced face) I'll get you some bacon to eat on the way. (Crying loudly) Do you think that I am clumsy in words and rough in hands, making you uncomfortable when I serve you? You take me with you, I can carry you as a mule... (Turns around but no one is there) (muttering to himself) Your place is not far away...
Small Theater 3
Hu Peng A: No more drinking, my wife sent someone to escort me...
Dog Friend B: I'm having my last drink, and my wife is urging me.
Li Wuyuan: (Drinking alone) Go back and tell Bai Wen that I was drinking at the Flower House. There are many girls.
(Xiaobai is indifferent)
Li Wuyuan: (unhappy) Go back and tell Bai Wen that Chen Ze was drinking at the Flower House and there were many girls.
(Xiaobai is in a hurry)
Li Wuyuan: (Fucking furious) Damn it, bring me my black gun, I'm going to hit the white-eyed wolf's ass!
Concept: The end of one story is the beginning of another.
