I Fell in Love with the European Emperor by Writing Prostitutes and Telling Dirty Talk.
靠打本说骚话有了欧皇情缘
by Jiangsejiangstz (江色Jiangstz)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 7k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- Bickering Lovers
- Destined Pairing
- Good Luck Charm
- JX3
- Lighthearted
- Online Gaming
Synopsis
Xing Yun joined a group that controlled 500 packets of cakes. Unexpectedly, the dazzled and illiterate group leader gave the house owner who wanted to give friends and family to a passerby, Qi Yuyu, and Qi Yuyu quickly set goals and blacklisted the book. Xing Yun thought to himself that they were all ABB format IDs, and Qi Yuyu was still a fundamentalist. Isn't this more popular than the Yuanqi method? It should be fine, but it turned out that there were 3 royals at the beginning, so it seemed that there was no hope for the cake. The team leader here is still telling his relatives and friends that he will definitely do it next time, but the fifth BOSS over there has a special pet. Xing Yun suddenly feels hopeful, isn't it said that Xiaohong has a hundred black crystals in his mouth? Why are you holding a stick and a therapy cap? Forget it, at least my salary can be saved... Well, I just got 8K, and my salary increased by 320J. And Heiben's Gengu ABB was still copying the flirty talk of Di Qingyuan. Xing Yun banged on the keyboard: Gengu ABB, please do your best! Drop the Xuan Jing to give you love! At the same second, Jin Lili was changing the interface layout on the screen but accidentally clicked on copy and a falling ornament hit the Enter key. Jin Lili immediately typed: Wrong click. As a result, after defeating the BOSS, Xiao Hong Bai Zhen got Xuan Jing in his mouth. It seems that Gen Gu ABB is still capable. However, he didn't expect that after clearing the weekly CD the next day, he would meet the Miao Luo who said she wanted to give him love. What was terrible was that his relatives and friends who were present both times openly teased him and Miao Luo. [Yue Yueyue]: What a coincidence [Hardworking part-timer], when will you repay the love you owe [Qi Yuyu]? [Working hard]: What a coincidence #a is poor, I can't afford it [Hard-working part-time worker]: Do you want to be pitiful about this poor and working cat? Jin Lili didn't reply, he was still busy lifting blood. Zhou Chang, who originally thought he was clearing up his chivalrous values, unexpectedly came up with a double special [Yueyueyue]:[Kuohao] [Just Yan You]: [Pre-Gua Qiankun] [Yue Yueyue]: Gengu ABB is working hard again, [Qi Yuyu] Did you recharge Dongshui Village to become so popular? Xing Yun, who had earned a total of 24Z wages for two consecutive days, excitedly right-clicked on Qi Yuyu to add friends, check the equipment, and like the business card. Xing Yun, who was impressed by the cute carrot on the business card, immediately took action. You quietly said to [Qi Yuyu]: Xiuluo, you are so famous, your business card is so beautiful, and you are good at taking pictures. Where was this picture taken? #Pathetic Jin Lili, who had not planned to go both ways at first, immediately agreed to the friend request when he saw the secret chat praising his business card. I just didn't expect Jin Lili to be so popular with Xing Yun. The details are: as long as Jin Lili and Xing Yun work in the same group, they will get special results, and the salary is as high as 8K. However, the loss in the group without Xing Yun is very touching, and the salary is less than 1K; Jin Lili missed the mark of Xia Xing Yun and was in tears. 10 People and 11 companies actually got 15 specials? I originally thought it was a simple red, but I didn't expect that after going to 11 companies with my relatives and friends, not only 0 special but also 06, the angry relatives and friends offered him a reward; Jin Lili accidentally dropped the yin and yang when trying to cut off the business card for Xing Yun, but he tried to touch porcelain 20 times a day but got the reward; Jin Lili hit him I didn't bother to bear the serious injury to Xing Yun. As a result, Xing Yun went to Jiuyou, but he still tried to play porcelain. Because of the pity, Xing Yun bought the 3+1 stones from his home into chess stones and played mahjong with her. As a result, the rabbit river and lake appeared on the opposite side, and he only had a pile of leaves... Jin Lili: Why?! Am I not ABB? Where have my adventures gone? Xing Yun: Is it possible that you are Qiyu yourself? Yue Yue, a relative and friend who witnessed the two meeting each other: Is it possible that the real European Emperor is Xing Yun? Xing Yun: But if I go to fight on my own, it will be a 5-level black cell! I have tried porcelain every day. Jin Lili: Alas, even if it takes two people to become popular, why only Xing Yun becomes popular? Xing Yun: But you and I also get special wages for working together, and you can also go to my secluded village to take screenshots, and you can also ride my Ba Hongchen, which makes my pony tired! Jin Lili: Am I working with you just for the salary? Are you and I coveting the world of domination? I also have a photo studio at home where I can set up a background! Don't you understand what I mean? Xing Yun: What do you mean? Is it going to be Jiuyou or Yin Yang? Jin Lili: I mean you still owe me love Xing Yun: Huh? This... Then, do you want this poor and working Ceta? Jin Lili: I want it all, I want Miao Luo, I want Ce Tai, I want Master, and I want Shield Lady too. Yue Yue: 666 is so greedy. No wonder you criticized me when you were looking for love. It turned out to be too little. —————————— I fell in love with Jian Wang 3 because of online game articles, but most online game articles are about PVP, with very few PVE parts. Since the two collaborated, I looked at related keywords and found that there seemed to be no online game articles with Jian Wang 3 as the background, so I cut my legs. Update as the occasion arises —————————— Related notes: 1. In the early stage, the heroine always thought that Qi Yuyu was a female player, so she would be a bit familiar with her? 2. There are many accounts per person in PVE, so the female protagonist has many accounts, and the male protagonist has also created many accounts to play with the female protagonist, so there will be various sects of CP, please don't join if you mind, the author is an omnivore 3. There are many accounts, so there are many vests, there will be many chance encounters, and the IDs of other accounts of the male and female protagonists will not be revealed in advance. 4. Among the appearance character IDs, the IDs related to the sect may have been seen in the book, or some have been made up by oneself. They may collide with some people, but there is no prototype. The collision with other non-sect IDs is purely coincidental. 5. Game terminology will be clearly written in the text, so that people who don't play games can understand it. 6. The author is not a very good PVE player, and has never played some sects. In order to promote the plot, some settings may appear that are not in the game, or have been changed. Motto: The harder you work, the luckier you will be