Full level green tea attack VS grumpy straight man attack
Straight to the point of bending/Dead rival/Through the book dog blood/Entertainment circle
A story about a person who made a fortune selling rotten food with others, but only wanted to cut ties with someone, and was eventually turned away.
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Straight man He Xiaosheng accidentally stumbled into an entertainment industry article, and became a green tea male idol who was disliked by thousands of people, relying on his beauty to get a lot of money with a dog.
Every time passers-by gritted their teeth and commented sincerely: This man has cooked more CP than I have cooked.
The corruption-selling system told him that the original owner's ending was that he was blacklisted by the entire Internet for a year because of being a prostitute. In the end, he jumped into the river and committed suicide because he couldn't stand the online violence.
Straight man He Xiaosheng was furious: Why are you speculating on CP! All cut off seats!
However, the Wufu system also said that only by relying on the popularity of Wufu in the entertainment industry can the final fate be changed.
Straight man He Xiaosheng was furious: He would only cut ties with top-notch people! Cut off the seat!
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The original host was He Yan, and as soon as the plot reached the point where he had an event with the top star Jiang Mo, He Xiaosheng was promoted online.
That night, Jiang Mo's fans were furious: Don't touch my brother!
He Yan suddenly came online: Who is Jiang Mo?
Netizens were at a loss for a while: Has He Yan changed his gender?
In an unknown corner, a tag named Jianghe cp quietly went online.
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He Yan became Kongtong, but he only feared one person: Jiang Mo.
· The crew took a break on set.
Jiang Mo invited the entire crew to have afternoon tea and handed a cup of milk tea to He Yan who was not far away. He Yan was stunned for a moment, then bounced and took off: "Teacher, no need!"
This scene happened to be photographed by passers-by and posted online.
#Heyanpingpicidingliu
#MO Let's drink a cup of milk tea together
"Fuck you!"
"Refuse to sell rotten coffee to gain our popularity!"
"Um, don't you think He Yan Kongtong's appearance is unique?"
He Yan: Can't you see that I am rejecting him? This can also be knocked! I want to sell CP fans!
In Xiaojianghe's super talk: @Why did you mess with your wife again?
· A travel variety show.
He Yan sat on the sofa with his former partner, facing the camera. The two looked at each other "affectionately", with pink bubbles filling them.
The next second, Jiang Mo appeared out of nowhere, pulled the two apart, sat down between them, and touched He Yan's waist.
He Yan:?
Jiang Mo: It's time to eat.
The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with question marks.
"Is he a straight man?"
"Stop talking, is this Jiang Mo secretly in love with He Yan?"
"He Yan is so shy. It's the first time I've seen a shy expression on Mai Fu Ka's face."
He Yan: Damn it, eating is all about eating, why are you hugging me?
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Three months later.
He Yan didn't wait until Jiang Mo took him to the big bed room of the hotel, then he opened his eyes wide and asked in fear: "I don't want to compete with you for CP! Can't you see?"
Jiang Mo: "I'm not speculating with you, but I want to fall in love with you."
While being pinned down by Jiang Mo, He Yan's eyes were red and tearful, but he still stubbornly shouted out: "I am a straight man!"
The live broadcast room that I forgot to turn off exploded.
#Mo I want to fall in love with you
#Heyan I am a straight man
"The word straight man is just a flirting trick used by real couples."
"The cp speculation went to bed. It's really the two of you."
Purpose: To be each other's only knight.
