Copywriting one:
The An family has a daughter named Jing.
The fortune teller said:
This girl's life is: belt, peach, and flower.
But,
It is difficult to become a great tool.
A pair of parents who hope their daughter will become a talented person: "..."
The next day,
fortune teller
Death.
However, the heroine is broken inside.
Because the author was lazy, he didn't give her a match.
Brain-boosting Little Theater:
The heroine (eyes spitting fire, running towards me with bared teeth and claws): Author, come here and see if I don't kill you!
The author (with a proud face, turned on the loudspeaker and shouted to the sky): The heroine has no partner! The heroine has no partner! The heroine has no partner! La la la la~
Onlookers (indifferent): What's the big deal if I don't have a partner? I don't have a car, a house, or a job!
Copywriting two:
Jing Jing: "A certain man, do you like me?"
A certain man stuttered: "... This, I..."
Jing Jing: "Don't you like me?"
A certain man said shyly: "... Actually, I, I think you are pretty good."
Jing Jing: "Then let's date."
A certain man said in surprise: "Ah!"
A certain man burst into tears and said: Who can tell me what is going on?
Jing Jing: "Such other man, do you love me?"
A certain other man was speechless: "..."
Jing Jing: "Would you like to be with me forever?"
The other man continued speechless: "..."
Jing Jing: "Do you think I'm more beautiful, lovely, kind and outstanding than all other women in the world?"
The other man continued to be speechless: "..."
Jing Jing: "Why don't you answer?"
A certain other man persisted to the end speechlessly: "..."
Jing Jing: "Then let's get married."
A certain other man finally said: "Ah!"
The other man was speechless and said: Maybe they know each other!
Here comes the important point: after many years, I decided to revise this article yesterday on a whim. Please read it with caution o(*￣▽￣*)o
Reader comments
Congratulations on joining V! Very fat! It's just that there are a little few rivalry scenes (lack of kisses, haha)! I also like the next article! Let's update together!
Hahaha, I understand, big, update Sahuahua
Good, good, good, good, good
Why only the Long Aotian mode is turned on? I, Zhao Ritian, express my dissatisfaction
Like👍
I'm so happy to see the young master being so cute, hahaha
Keep driving, keep abusing, that's okay
I really liked the heroine at first, but now I really don't like her
I went and fell into a pit! ! ! !
A wonderful pen brings flowers, give one as a reward!
~(￣▽￣~)~
Ah, is Ming Yue about to be born?
So pretty! ! The only regret is that it is short
I wonder if I, a dignified man, can only play with girls?
Unexpectedly, Dongfang Chunqiu was very moved that night and refused to accept the call.
Although in the end it went as I wished, He Yuan came back and they were together, but I felt sorry for another friend. Oh my god, it's so toxic.
Okay, let's go ahead and hit the child, haha, it's so annoying
Big, hungry, rice
No, I'm going to laugh out loud
Bubbling(=￣ω￣=)
Come on, I really like the great article
Cry(′;;`)……
The author is really good at reading it. I finished reading it in one go. I hope the author can work hard to update more. Come on and update^ω^
Please update, please add more, please add more, please add more, please add more, please add more, it's really not enough! (//?//)
Calm, I am calm chewing gum. Mwah!
The author can try to make the paragraphs smaller...
I've been watching, please cheers.
Hehe, both of them are so cute, even Xiao A finally touched the general's daughter (no), I also want to feel the feeling of my heart beating faster?(????????)??????
After raising it for so long, is this it? ? ? ?
The article is concluded, leaving a lot of room for imagination.
A few words about the new emperor in the extra story.
Don't be too chic, the two emperors.
Okay, let's continue chasing new articles. Yan Da's beautiful articles are always admirable.
The author, please come back
Hmm... Dear author, the ending feels a bit perfunctory (?_?)
Congratulations on joining V! Very fat! It's just that there are a little few rivalry scenes (lack of kisses, haha)! I also like the next article! Let's update together!
Hahaha, I understand, big, update Sahuahua
Good, good, good, good, good
Why only the Long Aotian mode is turned on? I, Zhao Ritian, express my dissatisfaction
Like👍
I'm so happy to see the young master being so cute, hahaha Keep driving, keep abusing, that's okay
I really liked the heroine at first, but now I really don't like her
I went and fell into a pit! ! ! !
A wonderful pen brings flowers, give one as a reward!
~(￣▽￣~)~
Ah, is Ming Yue about to be born?
So pretty! ! The only regret is that it is short
I wonder if I, a dignified man, can only play with girls? Unexpectedly, Dongfang Chunqiu was very moved that night and refused to accept the call.
Although in the end it went as I wished, He Yuan came back and they were together, but I felt sorry for another friend. Oh my god, it's so toxic.
Okay, let's go ahead and hit the child, haha, it's so annoying
Big, hungry, rice
No, I'm going to laugh out loud
Bubbling(=￣ω￣=)
Come on, I really like the great article
Cry(′;;`)……
The author is really good at reading it. I finished reading it in one go. I hope the author can work hard to update more. Come on and update^ω^ Please update, please add more, please add more, please add more, please add more, please add more, it's really not enough! (//?//)
Calm, I am calm chewing gum. Mwah!
The author can try to make the paragraphs smaller...
I've been watching, please cheers.
Hehe, both of them are so cute, even Xiao A finally touched the general's daughter (no), I also want to feel the feeling of my heart beating faster?(????????)??????
After raising it for so long, is this it? ? ? ?
The article is concluded, leaving a lot of room for imagination. A few words about the new emperor in the extra story. Don't be too chic, the two emperors. Okay, let's continue chasing new articles. Yan Da's beautiful articles are always admirable.
The author, please come back
Hmm... Dear author, the ending feels a bit perfunctory (?_?)
Update it daily, 300 words a day is fine