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Until two seconds before his death, Lin Fengmian was still thinking about a question——
Life, why is it so hard?
She considers herself not a good person, but she has never done anything harmful to nature.
When others were still studying, she delivered food during the day and served as a companion at night.
Practice social shaking late at night, trying to shake out three bedrooms and one living room, plus Xiaomi Su 7.
She has to earn money to treat her mother's illness, earn money to send her brother to school, and earn money to pay off her father's debts.
Looking back, I saw that my parents' wills stated that all their property would be given to my younger brother.
She was sold to village head Huang Mao as his wife.
Overwhelmed with grief, she drank ten cans of pineapple beer and passed out drunk on the roadside.
When he wakes up, he is already a soul.
She died inexplicably.
The confused ghost beside him cried and apologized, saying that he had seduced the wrong soul.
Lin Fengmian smiled: It doesn't matter, you are so kind.
Later, Gui Cha said that he would compensate her and continue to be a human being in her next life.
Lin Fengmian couldn't laugh: You are very bad.
Who wants to be a human anymore? !
Beside the Naihe Bridge, a young female ghost hugged Po Meng and cried for three days and three nights.
Crying brought about bull heads and horse faces, crying about the impermanence of black and white, and causing the water level of Huangquan to rise by three centimeters.
No one can persuade her to leave.
In the end, she cried so much that the King of Hell came forward and finally agreed to keep her in the underworld and arrange a ghost job for her.
Lin Fengmian stopped crying and looked at the beautiful sister with a frosty face and extremely impatient face with red eyes.
Lin Fengmian: Are you saying that I can seduce whoever I want now?
Yan Yuqing: I never said that.
Lin Fengmian's eyes widened slightly: Are you saying that the lives of those bastards who bullied me are all in my hands?
Yan Yuqing gritted his teeth: I never said that!
Lin Fengmian was overjoyed: Are you saying that I have become the God of Death? !
Yan Yuqing regretted it. She found that she had made a wrong decision.
The most rogue ghost in history was born.
She was asked to hook someone who jumped off a building to die, and she turned around and hooked the cheating man into the eighteenth floor of hell.
She was asked to go to the hospital to seduce an old man who was on the verge of death, and she hooked up with a bunch of criminals.
Lin Fengmian's total karma was as high as a nine-story demon tower.
Late at night, Yan Yuqing stared at the thick sheet of karma, his face turned pale, and he crushed the judge's pen in his hand.
At this time, the considerate "Have you been sentenced" came to report on time: "Ding dong, your ghost driver has a new violation ticket, please deal with it in time~"
Her thousands of years of merit will be lost.
When one person does something, one person is responsible for it, and when one ghost does something, the King of Hell blocks it.
[After death, he went crazy, the fully automatic troubleshooting machine Gui Chashou
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[ps: Don't focus too much on logic in this article, just fight! Want revenge! Be cool!
Intention: good will be rewarded with good, evil will be rewarded with evil
