[The leader slaughtered a certain senior cadre who turned into a cat]
The leader, who had been working at his desk for a long time, put down his pen. He glanced at the empty space on the right side behind him, and then took out his cell phone to type without expression.
[Where have you been? So many people want to kill the Hong Kong Black Boss. If I suddenly die now, it will all be blamed on me. How pitiful, Zhongya is going to become Hong Kong and Black's sinner~]
On the other side, Chuuya stretched out his cat paw and tapped hard on his cell phone.
Dazai frowned and stared at the [typing in progress] that was always displayed on his phone, got up and walked to Chuuya's office.
He opened the door and found a blue-eyed orange short-legged cat sitting on a chair, clicking on his cell phone.
Dazai opened his eyes slightly, remained silent for a moment, and asked tentatively: "Chongya?"
Chuuya breathed a sigh of relief and retracted his paw. The cat nodded.
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Dazai finally jumped off the building.
He closed his eyes peacefully and jumped down from the black rooftop of Hong Kong.
Chuuya looked down at his body from a high position, and the blood stains spread around him like a tide, forming a strange and beautiful picture.
Dazai closed his eyes and remained motionless.
"Bastard Dazai, are you deaf? Why are you pretending to be dead?" Chuuya grabbed his tie and shouted in his ear.
Dazai frowned in dissatisfaction and couldn't help but reach out and hug his painful abdomen, as if his sweet dream was being disturbed.
Feeling the fine broken glass under his body, he slowly opened his eyes.
Just 2 minutes ago.
Dazai was kicked hard by a violent dwarf who suddenly appeared and hit the glass window on the middle floor of Minato Kuro, causing the glass to shatter all over the floor.
"Are you going to murder the Boss?" He stared at Chuuya sitting on him with resentment.
Dazai raised the corners of his mouth sinisterly.
"Be careful, I print the news that you are actually an orange short-legged cat, Chuuya, on a leaflet and send it to the whole Hong Kong."
Zhongya clenched his fists, and a big # sign appeared on his forehead. He shook his head and threw away the dream-like image of someone falling from a building that flashed through his mind.
He quickly punched the open space next to Dazai's ear, and the ground instantly cracked into spider web-like patterns.
Dazai muttered, "How cruel, Chuuya."
Zhong also yelled angrily: "Shut up, you bastard Boss!"
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At this moment, Dazai felt an existence called "happiness" inexplicably.
He turned his head to look at Zhongya, with a frivolous and superficial smile on his face, and said extremely frivolously: "Zhongya, shall we die?"
Chuuya, who was already cold-faced, instantly gritted his teeth. He could no longer maintain the respect he deserved for the Boss and shouted without even raising his head.
"What's wrong with you?!"
Dazai looked away and clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction.
He said harshly: "Forget it, a moodless black dwarf like Chuuya is not worthy of dying in love with the noble leader."
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This article is also known as: [What, I don't like cats! The irritable orange pussy of the arrogant and gloomy leader
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