[Zongyingmei] Don't Beat up Your Date

This article will be published on v on Tuesday, August 25, 2026! Completed without cp "Where's the Musical Angel from Gotham", previewed by the winged pseudo-skeletal brother and sister "Do you like your brother breaking the law" and cp bat's "Detective, But Young Edition" - 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 "Don't beat up your date," Teacher Big Bluebird said worriedly, "You can't force someone to go on a date with you, kid." "Oh, absolutely not, he said he was moved." Helia vowed. ——Being moved in the physical sense is of course also being moved. 🐦:…? Helia Forsythe accidentally rescued a handsome boy with hair in the streets of Port Port. The good news is, he fits all of her aesthetics perfectly. The bad news is, he doesn't seem very bright. "Be my bodyguard! I'll offer you ten... Forget it, 1.2 Times the market price." The handsome guy seemed to feel sorry for the extra money. Helia:? The boss is too stingy and won't answer. But the stupid cool guy who looks hot... What should I do? I like it very much. It's a pity that the handsome guy is too stingy, otherwise Helia wouldn't mind becoming his personal bodyguard. So take the next best step(?) And become his date! After returning to Gotham, Helia found that her luck at work was shockingly bad, but fortunately her dating progress was extremely smooth. Cool guy looked like a sports student with poor academic performance, so every time Helia went on a date with him, Helia would only praise him for his good looks, good figure, nice voice, and ability to flirt. As for his brains... It didn't matter! You can't ask your date to be beautiful and cool and hot and smart and have a sense of humor and be damn romantic at the same time, right? After the countless jobs were ruined and she was brutally hunted down, Helia was picked up by the good-looking, warm-hearted, and noisy red-helmeted weirdo. She accepted the invitation and slipped into the East End of Gotham. Helia: Yeah! New job! Get promoted and get a raise, become the boss's most effective deputy, and then replace him - beep! 😈 But something seems to be wrong. Person: Forget your date, how about trying it with me? Helia:? She refused simply. Please, Boss wears a broken helmet every day. Who knows if there is a hideously ugly face under the mask? Helia was surprised to find that Boss started wearing a half-covering mask and had the same dyed highlights as her date. Helia:? Gotham hair dye trend? Boss began to talk to her about literature, stars, Jane Austen and Dostoevsky, love, life and dreams. Helia:. He wants to test her professional knowledge? Boss actually gave her a salary increase. Helia:! ! ! Something is wrong. Red Hood was poisoned. (Sure) — 2025.9.21 Copywriting pre-save 2026.8.11 Copywriting modification — Food guide: 1. Situation comedy, short story, about 200,000 words or less. There will be many earthy plots, love at first sight (❌) and lust at first sight (☑️). 2. Helia, from Helios, the sun god in ancient Greek mythology. Forsyth, the author of "The Story of the Jackal", so Xiao He took on private work and was owed the final payment (sad). Straight ball players are coming, Xiao He has many small and big shortcomings, of course you can see it from the copywriting😈 3. Both parties in love think that the other party is a poor little person who is stupid and has poor cultural achievements (no), so we can say that this is a different kind of "Pride and Prejudice"? To put it more romantically, maybe the poet's soul lives in the warrior's body and the warrior's soul hides in the poet's body? 4. Will combine some other IPs If you are interested, please click to favorite O. O . Concept: Liking and loving should be simple.