Mihara Haruka has a chat group that has been established since elementary school. The first person to be dragged in was gay friend A.
Friend A is an avid PVP player who has been obsessed with games since he was a child. He is especially addicted to various gun battles. He is either playing games or on the way to play games every day.
Mihara Haruka: "Brother, how many heads did you take today?"
Gay Friend A: "Five."
Mihara Haruka glanced at the only enemy on his screen that he had just killed with a hasty sword, and happily reported: "I finally got a head today!"
Friend A: "Trash."
……Private Marseille, Boss-chan, he just can't win PVP (tears).
The second person who joined the group was a foreign aid that I met in junior high school. I originally wanted to improve my gaming skills, but I didn't expect that the other person was a "foreign aid" in another sense.
Gay Friend B: "I was scolded by the teacher because my grades were too bad, so I was so depressed that I wanted to stay at home?"
Gay Friend B: "You bastard."
Friend B: "Turn on the audio for me, and now I'll give you extra lessons."
Gay Friend B: "What do you want to do if you don't study at your age? If you don't study now, what will you do in the future?"
Mihara Haruka: Huh.
So gay friend B became his online cyber tutor.
Damn it! !
This "terrible" relationship lasted for five years, until gay friend B suddenly said one day that he wanted to find a rich woman to support him. He felt ashamed of his gay friend and planned to disappear from the Internet.
Mihara Haruka: "?"
……Gay Friend B! You traitor! ! !
Fortunately, his gay friend C was with him at the time.
Gay friend C, a mystery enthusiast, is an ordinary high school student (self-proclaimed).
Mihara Haruka: "That's great. You are the same age as me. We must have a lot in common!"
Gay Friend C: "(Forwarding a case report) This murderer, Balabala... The method of committing the crime is quite interesting, Balabala..."
Mihara Haruka: Trying to keep up with the rhythm. Jpg
Gay Friend C: "(Reposting another case) The case has not been solved yet, come and reason with me! The decisive battle will last until dawn!"
Mihara Haruka: Close your eyes. I can't fight, I really can't.
However, this gay friend C, who loves chasing murderers, is obsessed with reasoning, and occasionally shares sad youth literature, also... Disappeared a few days ago.
After gay friend A also played games for half a month without replying to his messages, Mihara Haruka finally gave up and decided to walk out of the house and capture a random passerby D to express his concerns.
"D, my previous gay friends A, B, and C have all abandoned me. Are you willing to be my gay friend D? We will start a new friendship!"
Matsuda Jinpei, who was suddenly caught: "..."
Mihara Haruka belatedly realized what he had caught: "..."
Mihara Haruka: "Fuck, police."
Turn around and run.
Matsuda Jinpei: "... Why did you see the police running, kid?"
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So, under Mihara Haruka's persistent pursuit, passerby D finally joined the group and was promoted to gay friend D.
Until one day——
Mihara Haruka had an idea and spoke passionately in the group: "Gentlemen! Let's come face to face!"
Gay Friend A. The ace killer of a certain organization: "I won't go."
Gay Friend B. A police undercover agent: "..." It's so obvious that he's already diving, so he shouldn't need to reply.
Gay friend C. A former high school student detective discovered that his body had shrunk. An elementary school student: "..." It's better not to involve the idiot Mihara...
Gay friend D. Matsuda, the ordinary bomb disposal policeman: "Okay."
Mihara Haruka: "Ah D—Ah D—you are indeed my best friend!!!"
A. Gin, a gay friend who has been called like this no less than a hundred times: "Oh, you idiot Mihara."
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One day, Mihara Haruka had another idea and changed the name of the chat group to "Crow Group".
Gay friend ABC: "Change it back!"
Gay friend D (Matsuda): "Huh?"
Mihara Haruka felt aggrieved: "No matter how you think about it, Crow Group sounds better than Five Little Crows!!!"
#The five of us are too strong! ! #
#Blackorganization? What is that? Our chat group is called [Five Crows]#
#, Ah A has something to say#
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