Stupid Catnip Is so Easy to Deceive

[The homepage has a preview of "The Beauty Pampered by a Paranoid Bamboo Horse", please collect it~] Irregular idiots occasionally act crazy and show off, depressing lion demon × innocent little white flower catnip essence that is ignorant of the world Zhu Qing is a catnip spirit who has been pampered in the heaven for eight hundred years. Once inspired by Yue Lao, he descends to earth to find his destiny. As long as he gets the sincerity of the destined person, he can survive the calamity of love and ascend to godhood. Zhu Qing was full of longing, but on her first day in the world, she accidentally entered a cat cafe and caused a riot, and was arrested by the Demon Management Bureau. He hadn't met his destined person yet, but he was hugged and chewed by a psychopath who appeared out of nowhere. It's okay to kiss and nibble, but after taking advantage, the other party actually asks in turn: "Who do you want to seduce when you smell so good?" Before Zhu Qing could curse, Yue Lao's red line suddenly grew crazily and connected to Huo An's wrist. This mental illness is actually his love disaster? ! —— Zhu Qing's journey to the mortal world was not smooth. He caused riots, went into debt, and was deceived into the Demon Management Bureau. And because of his catnip nature, he was forced to partner with this lion demon who made a bad face every day and always had an inexplicable possessiveness towards him. He said a few words to his colleague, and Huo An pretended to be a deputy leader and taught him a lesson. He comforted the strange monster who was crying sadly, and Huo An pulled him into a corner with a dark face and bit him. He was stuffed with a confession letter by a monster who didn't know where he came from. Huo An was so angry that he pressed him against the wall and kissed him until he couldn't breathe. How can this be a partner? This man almost manages more than his biological father! If it weren't for the fact that Huo An still had the reputation of being a good match, he would have really wanted to kick him and run away. Zhu Qing, however, had to put on a smiling attitude to coax his "financial owner", hoping that this springboard for him to become a god would understand something and complete his mission as a love tool as soon as possible. He thought for a long time and finally decided to say to Huo An: "Should we live together?" "Okay." Huo An looked at him condescendingly. "But you have to pay your rent on time." Zhu Qing: "I have no money." Huo An: "Then pay with your body." Zhu Qing: "??" The way to pay the rent is to sleep with him every night? He is a serious person! In the night full of ambiguity, Huo An lay on him, using his sharp canine teeth to leave marks one after another on the sides of his legs, making Zhu Qing feel itchy everywhere. He was breathing rapidly, and finally managed to squeeze out a little voice and asked, "Did you agree to just sleep?" Huo An chuckled lightly, but his strength became a little stronger: "Isn't this sleeping with you?" —— Huo An has been affected by the chaos of heaven and earth since his birth. When he loses control, he can split buildings several kilometers in half. He always has a fierce expression that looks like he is going to kill someone, which can scare the children passing by and cry. As a result, his colleagues were scolding him all day long, saying that he would definitely be a single life-long virgin, and Yue Lao did not dare to hold his red string. Huo An was abandoned in the human world for hundreds of years. He never believed in destiny. He only believed that one day he would break through these messy shackles and snatch away his god. It wasn't until he lost control again, Zhu Qing held him in his arms, and the soft and ethereal fragrance soothed his restless nerves, that he realized that the god had actually come to him. Reading guide: 1. A cannon fodder with a crush but always 1v1 physically and mentally 2. No logic, no bugs, don't correct them in detail 3. When you are really dazzling and depressed, you are also really silly and sweet. Two people can only love each other. —— [Advance collection of "The Beauty Pampered by a Paranoid Bamboo Horse"] Love brain, innocent heartthrob, fake warm man, real dark attack —— Song Muxiang, a love-minded guy who doesn't refuse anyone, only has a pretty face. After the breakup party, he mistakenly drank high-alcohol alcohol as a drink and had a breakup. He woke up alone in the hotel. He thought it was just a secret accident, until the doctor told him with a serious face: "You're pregnant." "It's not that there are no cases of male pregnancy, it's just relatively rare." Song Muxiang stood outside the hospital gate, alone and messy in the wind. Who is the child's father? He doesn't know. All he knew was that his friends at the party told him that the man who took him away claimed to be his new boyfriend. He bravely called those exes whom he had blocked, but only received more cynicism. At this time, his friend who had been abroad for many years parachuted back to the country. Not seen for one day, it seems like three autumns have passed. The once rustic boy has changed drastically and has become the new successor of the family business. I thought I was going to lose face in front of my long-time friend, but the other party made a shocking acceptance speech: Xia Zhaoye: "If you want, I can be the child's father." Song Muxiang: "... The child is not yours." Xia Zhaoye: "I don't care." Love letters that appear inexplicably from the cracks in the table, hidden sights that always appear in every corner, and even express delivery sent anonymously, open it to reveal... Maternal and child supplies. Everything shows the special way this bamboo horse treats him. The angels and demons split in his heart kept struggling until he was pushed against the bathroom stall by his considerate and gentle "good friend". Song Muxiang didn't even have the strength to reply, so he had to let the person on his body play tricks on him. "I don't expect to be your husband... But can you just let me stay by your side?" His entanglement completely turned into a puddle of water. Not even two days after being warm, a report from the hospital fell like a thunderbolt from the blue: "Sorry, everything was a misdiagnosis on our part." "You are not pregnant." Song Muxiang: "...?" But I've found everything for dad! —— Xia Zhaoye and Song Muxiang grew up together. At that time, he witnessed with his own eyes the intimacy and ambiguity between each other and any of his boyfriends. We can only watch each other's happiness as a "friend" and dare not have any extravagant expectations. It wasn't until the news came that the pure white moonlight that he had looked up to for many years was "deceived to have a child, and he still doesn't know who the father is" came, the desire in Xia Zhao's ambition finally couldn't be concealed and surged out. Since it's all about falling in love, why can't I? —— Song Muxiang was extremely worried, and finally decided to confess: "... Actually, I'm not pregnant." He saw the glass in Xia Zhaoye's hand burst into cracks instantly. The next moment, Song Muxiang was held down by someone on the back of his head, and the person in front of him was biting him like a wolf dog. It wasn't until his mind was confused and his mind went blank that he could clearly see the other person's true face. "Do you think I'm easy to deceive?" "But there is any way, I can throw away my last bit of dignity... As long as you love me." Only then did he realize how the gentle and considerate bamboo horse in his heart had thought of him with the most dank and unbearable thoughts for many years. Totally mad dog. Reading guide: 1. Double c, double c, double c. 2. Shou has been in many relationships and is a super heartthrob, but there is only one positive one, and the others are cannon fodder and scumbags. 3. Not giving birth to a child Intention: Break through the shackles and meet by chance