Serious version:
In 2045, invitation letters appeared on the desks of leaders around the world, inviting people all over the world to witness his arrival. Invitation letters appeared in various places around the world, in cities, rainforests, deserts... The monsters maliciously pulled humans into their homes and asked:
"Are you ready for the gift?"
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Unserious version:
Miss Rabbit's exclusive daily report
Here's the scoop on Miss Rabbit
"Monster Airlines is recruiting people. For the first time, applications are open to earthlings. It's easy and high salary. You can get monster citizenship after joining the company. You are welcome to join!"
"Who is it! Who is Dean Mephis's secret lover?"
"People on earth broke the news: Miss Monster Sister's most beautiful girl, Miss Rabbit, actually had plastic surgery!? Miss Rabbit responded that it was a rumor."
Hey, have you heard?
Two Earthlings actually burned our most popular banquet and recommended an all-goat banquet to the respected Goat Lady, which drove the Goat Lady crazy!
Even our sweet-tempered little mushroom picker girl got angry!
Enough to say, the latest news! Miss Rabbit got investment approval from above! We are going to launch the latest variety show "Miss Rabbit's Beauty Pageant"! The first variety show is How to Kill Those Two Earthlings!
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Villain version:
Our slogan is:
First, first, we are first!
Strong, strong, we are strong!
Nutrient, nourishment, who is the nourishment!
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Note (to be added)
1. Double cleansing
2. The attack comes on relatively late
Mission: Save the Earth
