My name is Lin Zhazhang, an unemployed vagrant who sells air on a certain fish APP and becomes popular all over the Internet.
Today I decided to run for president of the Earth.
My campaign platform is:
1. Change all Mondays to weekends.
2. The boss is prohibited from sending messages during off-duty hours. Violators will be punished by drinking ten glasses of bitter melon juice.
3. Establish a "Daze Department". One hour of daze will be counted as overtime and double wages.
Everyone says I'm crazy, but I've already received letters of support from Mars.
Thus, my "Earth Ball Leader Campaign Journey" began.
I want the whole world to know that madness is a legitimate profession.
Purpose: Use anti-routine plot to deconstruct realistic anxiety