Renzong: "This boy's talent... Is astonishingly crooked! (He broke a few beards)"
Bao Zheng: "This son's behavior... Made me so angry that my crescent moon turned white! (Smoke is coming from my forehead)"
Di Qing: "This weapon... Is ridiculously easy to use! (I can't put it down while holding the bubbling crossbow)"
Wang Yushi: "This boy... Is a monster! Official! Use his strange device to crush him to death! (Collapse)"
Zhao Kai: "I just want to pay off my debts and eat meat..."
Zhao Kai: "Why did it become 'Bianjing Ghost Sees Sorrow' or 'Da Song Mudslide'?"
Zhao Kai: "Also! Who said fire hoses can't be used to cool down the city's watermelons?! People agree!"
"My technology tree has grown crookedly"——
See how the modern man of science and engineering used a bunch of "junk iron" and "mathematical spells" to defeat the emperors and ministers of the Song Dynasty!
Warm reminder: Do not drink water while reading to avoid laughing.
Purpose: Re-employment of laid-off clan members in Bianjing