Also known as "All the bosses in Beijing are my clients"
Everyone in the court knew that Mu Yunchuan, the censor of the Imperial Procuratorate, was an out-and-out lunatic.
Her daily routine in court consisted of: scolding, hitting pillars, touching the swords of the guards in front of the palace... And then being appeased by His Majesty with a dark face.
In short, she is a habitual offender.
The emperor felt a headache when he looked at her: "Qing Mu, whose book are you going to read today?"
Mu Yunchuan heard this and said seriously: "I am doing this for the sake of the country, the country, and the people of the world, not for personal grudges. Please don't make such an understatement again!"
The emperor was afraid that she would commit suicide again, so he comforted her repeatedly.
In fact, I am thinking in my heart: "I think you want to use my reputation to leave a name in history!"
The emperor was angry, but there was nothing he could do.
The emperor also cared about reputation.
…
The emperor was puzzled for a long time. Could this person have clairvoyance and ears? Why do you know everything?
Until one night, when the emperor who was paying a private visit incognito arrived near the residence of the chief minister of the dynasty, he saw Mu Yunchuan, who had hit his head badly during the day. He skillfully changed into a pair of coarse cloth clothes and covered the scars on his face with a scarf. After a little disguise, he swaggered into the residence of the chief minister.
After a while, the chief assistant's satisfied voice came from the study: "Yes, with this impeachment, the general secretary will be captured tomorrow!"
Emperor:?
After Mu Yunchuan left through the back door, he changed his clothes and appearance, and then skillfully sneaked into the house of the Minister of Revenue.
After a while, the Minister of Household Affairs also praised repeatedly: "Wonderful! Starting from here, you don't have to worry about the silverfish not spitting out the money!"
Emperor:…
It's strange that you can mix in whatever happens.
It turns out those impeachment articles were all written by you!
Wait, it's okay if you trick them, but I have to deal with these tricks in the end!
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Mu Yunchuan, "The rocks and jade make the mountains glow, and the water holds pearls and the river is beautiful." - "Wen Fu" by Lu Ji of Jin Dynasty
Note:
1. An all-female worldview.
2. The fictional dynasty and official world setting are based on many references, but they are mainly made up randomly.
3. Funny style, not Machiavellian tactics.
Copywriting is scheduled for 2025.9.17
Concept: see the essence through appearance
