[Innocent Long Aotian Shou VS Two Hundred and Five Coquettish Attacks]
Feng Guang felt that his name was not good. Feng Guang sealed the light, so his life was bleak, he accomplished nothing, and he was a mediocre loser.
One day, there was a "ding".
The system is online.
Feng Guang burst into tears: "I want to counterattack! I want to rise! I want to reach the pinnacle of life!"
System: [Included]
System: [Did you see the person in front?]
Feng Guang: "Are you talking about that tall, imposing, and handsome dignitary?"
System: [Yes, rush forward and say to him, "You're so cool, put your tail away quickly. Who are you trying to seduce by dangling around?"]
Feng Guang: "... This must be an alien language, right? We are humans, and humans don't have tails."
System: [Reward 50,000,000]
Feng Guang looked at Qian and hesitantly said to the man: "It's really cool. Come on, put your tail away and dangle it around. Who are you trying to seduce?"
Silence, suffocating silence.
Feng Guang ran away, and the next second, a furry tail wrapped around his waist out of thin air, and he was trapped in his arms: "I got it."
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System: [Do you know Mu Liuqing]
Feng Guang: "I know, he is a ruthlessly handsome mixed-race actor who is famous both at home and abroad."
System: [Follow him quietly into the toilet, block him in the stall, and say, "Tsk, all the water has leaked out."]
Feng Guang: "I don't want to be chopped into pieces."
System: [Reward 66666666]
Feng Guang's face turned red with embarrassment and he said to Mu Liuqing, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at you, you're all out of the water."
The actor grabbed Feng Guang's hand, "Would you like to touch it?"
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Feng Guang felt that the system was weird and always asked him, a grown man, to tease another grown man. To this, he resolutely resisted: "I will never do such a task again!"
System: [Enter the President's Office]
Feng Guang was alert: "What are you doing?"
System: [Hug the president from behind]
Feng Guang: "Are you crazy? He is my brother-in-law!"
System: [Said with emotion: "Please love me."]
Feng Guang: "... I won't go."
System: [Reward a company, don't you want it the most?]
Feng Guang succumbed once again. Time was like a butcher's knife. He was no longer afraid of being scalded by boiling water, and said to the president expressionlessly: "Please love me."
The mature and steady CEO said considerately: "As you wish, good boy."
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Xie Jue is not only a loyal reader of the terminal novel "The Brilliant Life of the Good-for-nothing", but he is also a fan of the protagonist Feng Guang, well, he is actually Mengnan.
However, the author is not a good person. No matter how good the early writing is, the later writing will be as bad as it is. It is like chasing people to feed their shit!
Feng Guang bled, sweated and cried, and Xie Jue was so angry that he wanted to send the author a razor blade.
He vented his anger in the comment area, and then, he wore it! He also dressed as a villain wearing a three-layer vest.
Xie Juefei used his powers to invade Feng Guang's brain and become his biggest cheat.
#My male protagonist, I will offer the best in the world with both hands to relieve you of darkness and achieve your truly dazzling life#
*Before writing, the copywriting will evolve little by little.
Concept: Every sapling can grow into a towering tree