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Advanced mental state·Clear circuit Qingqi juice shop owner·Mingxi
This article is also known as: "After leaving the mental hospital to sell juice, I fell in love at first sight with the butcher next door."
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On the first day Mingxi was discharged from the hospital, the whole world exploded.
It's not because of her tragic beauty, or because she has done anything earth-shattering, but——
Alien civilization despises the earth and wants to destroy it.
Unless humans prove their worth by breaking through a tower that reaches the sky.
Others awaken their profession, join the officialdom, rush into the tower with passion, and fight for the survival of mankind.
And what about her?
Because of the mental illness he had just been discharged from, he was ruthlessly turned away by the authorities.
Six hundred and sixty-six, the earth online version update does not include her.
Thank you for the invitation. I am confused, but I plan to find a job in a factory first.
On the way to the talent market, Mingxi was suddenly struck by a girl.
The cute girl cried and put the store key into her hand: "Sister, help me! Only you can manage this store!"
Mingxi:? ? ?
The next second, the "Juice Shop Management System" was bound: [Ding! This month's rent is XXX! Utilities bill XXX! Maintenance fee XXX! Overdue repayment procedures will be initiated!
Mingxi: Huh?
What's even more amazing is the back door of the store - is it a shortcut to the tower? !
Behind the door are groups of giant fruits that can move and run.
Mingxi: Tongzi, is this fruit serious?
Certainly! No natural additives! (Thumbs up)]
Mingxi:?
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After a period of operation, the business of the juice shop is booming, and the magical effects of juice have attracted tower climbers from all over the world.
One cup will restore blood, two cups will restore mana, and three cups will bring life back to life. The king of hell agreed to it when he saw it!
But there is only one shortcoming of this shop right now - can the butcher shop next door stop chopping bones in the middle of the night? ! The noise made her mentally weak and unable to sleep!
One night, Mingxi followed the sound and saw that the chopping board was piled with indescribable... Pieces of meat?
Turning around, the shadow of a cool guy with a low air pressure and a butcher knife loomed over her. His eyes were almost freezing to death.
Mingxi looked at his strong and tight muscles intently, and tears flowed down from the corner of her mouth: "Handsome guy... Uh, does your meat stay cooked?"
Later, Ming Xi found out that this guy was No. 1 On the official wanted list, a man with pica who used high-risk monsters as food - Xu Wanshi, whose record of breaking into towers could not be broken.
As for why he broke into the tower, the purpose was simple: to restock the refrigerator.
Later, he became Mingxi's exclusive bodyguard, fruit porter, and - Mingxi's unilaterally officially announced boyfriend.
Ming Xi's daily life now: She held up the juice cup: "Come! For the new flavor of limited juice!"
Xu Wangshi held up the butcher knife: "Well, for the extra meal in the evening."
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One time, the official strongest person broadcast a live broadcast of breaking into a tower, thinking that he could finally conquer the broken tower and save the earth.
As a result, as soon as they reached the top floor, they saw a pair of mad men and women slashing at the final boss.
Xu Wanshi: "This final boss is a rare ingredient, don't destroy it."
Mingxi waved a big stick to knock it out and drag it away: "Okay, listen to the baby~"
As a result, the entire live broadcast room exploded.
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The main business of this article is leisure flow, and it also has the feeling of a different world online game RPG. The doomsday setting is the background. The overall article will not have a strong apocalyptic flavor. Please confirm that it is correct before eating~!
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1. 1V1 from beginning to end, the male and female protagonists are 100 years ahead of the original version in mental state, the crazy man matches the beautiful woman - a perfect match!
2. The female protagonist: Chaos Funzi, who is really mentally ill, and her brain circuit is different from ordinary people; the male protagonist: a human-shaped weapon, a lonely gourmet, who enters the tower simply for food
3. Doomsday countdown + tower climbing + management + sand sculpture + food = too many elements in one pot. (The multi-element world view is also a repertoire)
4. The inspiration of this article is a tribute to the song "The Butcher of the Vanities" that was unfortunately removed from the shelves. OK, this song also won the Easter competition this year, so I wrote an article to celebrate!
5. The copywriting is a bit crazy, please refer to the main text.
Purpose: I want to save the world
