First Star Kindergarten.
"My dad can fight interstellar pirates, my dad is great!"
"My dad can build interstellar battleships, my dad is great!"
"My father is a parliamentarian and minister, and my father is great!"
……
"My dad can eat eight bowls of rice. My dad is great! What can your dad do?"
Little Pudding blinked her big round eyes, thought for a long time, and said cutely: "My dad can eat shit, and he eats a lot." She gestured with her little hands and drew a big circle.
"Wow!" The children around him immediately gathered around and said excitedly, "Really, it's amazing!"
Little Pudding puffed up her chest, "Of course, I saw it with my own eyes!"
Last night, her father secretly ate something behind her back, and she woke up from the smell!
Thinking of this, the little person sighed, if my father eats shit, why would my mother want a smelly father?
At the parent-teacher meeting, Imperial General Snow was baptized by everyone's gaze, and a crack finally appeared on his stern face.
He actually knows now that his daughter actually said that he could eat shit just to win!
Snow closed his eyes, ignoring everyone's gazes, and on the way home with his daughter,
"What dad ate was durian, not shit."
So next time, don't say dad likes to eat shit, okay?
Little Pudding frowned. He didn't believe it. It was his mother who liked durian.
But since her father said it, she reluctantly believed it.
"Okay dad, you don't like eating shit, is that okay?"
Looking at my daughter, you are making trouble unreasonably, but I am willing to coax you. Snow felt a breath in his chest, and he leaned over and picked up his daughter with one hand:
"Dad will take you to mom in a moment. Can you also let dad stay at mom's house for dinner?"
"Dad, this is a foul, you can't do it."
"Dad will buy you your favorite model of the Homecoming battleship."
"Well... That's not okay. Mom has the final say. I listen to her."
Reading guide:
1. It is a private establishment, cutting off one's own legs, and does not involve too much interstellar knowledge (the young author cannot write it)
2. The essence is a warm daily story of raising a baby, and the plot serves the emotional needs.
3. The copy was published and screenshots were taken on September 15, 2025
4. I haven't thought about it yet. I'll add more after thinking about it.
Purpose: Stick to your good heart
