My Colleagues Are Not Human

My name is He Yu, and I am a 996 social animal. I feel like none of my colleagues are human beings. I have the following pieces of evidence: "Xiao Li can feed himself." My boyfriend scooped a spoonful of soup and put it into my mouth, "Isn't this normal?" "What's normal?" I gestured to him with a horrified look on my face, "He has his head next to me and his body opposite me, feeding himself." "And Lao Zhao!" I shuddered, "How can someone code nine thousand lines of code a day? I suspect he is an octopus." My boyfriend wiped my mouth, "Can't you do it too?" I rolled my eyes at him and said righteously: "My one is control+c+v." I detailed the company's irregularities to my boyfriend, especially the product manager. "He is definitely not a human being. He can't even understand human language. If you ask for something, ask for it. Don't make a wish. I'm a programmer, not a bastard in the wishing well." "Then I'll shoot him." Boss Ba said. "That won't work." I stared, "Who is going to do it?" The colorful black armor was scarier than a ghost. I was a little sleepy. My boyfriend opened his chest to me and said, "Let's go to sleep." I dug into his heart, covered his chest, and yawned, "What are you going to eat tomorrow morning?" "Lao Wang next door." "Isn't it too fishy to eat bastard so early in the morning?" Lao Wang next door shook his body and passed by the door of BOSS's house, dropped the tribute, and ran away quickly with a "Ride" sound. Mission: Everyone is equal, keep a low profile.