The new cover is so beautiful that I'm a little bit crazy about it. My writing is so awesome. Please enjoy it together~^v^~
Copywriting tentatively:
I was resurrected. I was homeless and picked up a homeless child on the streets of Italy. The boy named Prosciutto Ham was like a bad-tempered puppy.
Ham Puppy refused to be my child, but he promised me we would be together forever.
I was so moved, and then I died.
Damn it, people really can't forget that they are a super unlucky guy just because of temporary happiness.
I was resurrected again. This time I met kind-hearted office workers in a peaceful town, but I found that something was not right.
Gan! Because this office worker looks so pretty, and he actually likes my hands!
I ran away, and was discovered by my former companions who recognized me at a glance. The invincible male high school student turned into an invincible oceanography professor, and his uncle.
God, his uncle was more than a decade younger than him, what a mess.
But whether it was that crooked old man or someone else, it was already more than ten years ago. The me who went to Egypt was dead, and this me was resurrected. I am still me, and I am no longer me, but my friends at that time seemed unable to accept it.
I can understand how they feel... Not really.
So I died... No, I didn't die this time. I ran away before my old companions who were about to capture me arrived.
Then I went to Italy and my luggage was snatched away by an unscrupulous underage driver when I landed. The kid looked very familiar, but it was still very bad to snatch luggage.
Then the kid asked me if I had forgotten about him.
Ah? What? There is no such a beautiful mixed-breed golden retriever in my memory.
Anyway, I swear I never thought that I would do such a magical thing as rectifying the Italian underworld workplace with this bad boy who snatched my luggage.
The terrible thing is that I saw an old acquaintance again. The difference is that the bad-tempered puppy has become an upright man. Of course I was very touched. I would have been happier if he didn't recognize me.
Now that things have come to this point, it's hard to explain, so taking the easy way is the best strategy.
... Failed to escape and was outflanked.
I was torn between being surrounded by old friends and new friends, each of whom seemed to feel they deserved an answer.
But I'm just an ordinary person. There's nothing special about me except that I can be resurrected. If anything, I'm very unlucky and die easily. I can still be resurrected anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Anyway, I really wanted to die again this time, but Xiti failed.
Well, the me in the past is not the me now. Those things were all done by the dead me, don't look for the resurrected me. And to subjugate me, who has actually lived for hundreds of years, should be considered elder abuse, right? No wow!
I'm asking for help. I'm very urgent. Why did the once cute sneaky chicken and the children suddenly mutate when they grew up? Why do they just talk and move their hands and feet? Speaking of which, kissing or something is not quite right, right?
Hey, don't come over here——!
The character cards are so beautiful! Please see
Random thoughts:
1. JOJO hodgepodge, the text is in third person;
2. There are still many arrows, and the big battle is back;
3. The protagonist with a declining physique who is infinitely resurrected is not black mud;
4. Come and play, everyone, I love you;
5. The copy is tentative and will be revised later...
Concept: Life is a long journey