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Linghuan is a noble and elegant spiritual beast of Tianyan Sect.
Her daily routine consisted of stealing the bamboo rats raised by Elder Wang, pecking Elder Zhao's bald forehead, and kicking the leader's buttocks that had become flat due to long periods of sitting... Occasionally, when she got interested, she would patrol the lecture hall to wake up the sleepy disciples from their dreams.
The days should have been spent in such a warm and ordinary way, until this day——
"Sir, I want to eat goose stewed in an iron pot."
Linghuan leaned against the alchemy furnace and lazily raised his head, facing the beautiful face of the new junior sister who was drooling. She silently moved to the left, and the junior sister's head also turned to the left; she moved to the right, but her beautiful neck was pinched.
"Would you like sauerkraut?"
Lingkun:?
I think that my majestic spirit beast has dominated the Tianyan Sect for hundreds of years. When did I ever suffer such humiliation? ! And what to stew? What do you mean by stewing in an iron pot? ! Open your eyes and see clearly, I am not a big goose! ! It's a snake vulture! !
2
The head master discovered that his alchemy furnace was malfunctioning. The refined elixir not only turned pink, but also exuded a sour and stinky smell. It reminded him of the restaurant he used to go to as a mortal, and the friendly voice seemed to surround his ears - "Cuihua! Serve the pickled vegetables!"
Hiss - that's too far.
The leader patted the ancient furnace that had been with him for many years and asked him with his mind what happened.
"Xiao Qi, I, I seem to be in love..."
The leader was silent for a moment and asked with difficulty, "Is it a disciple within the sect? Or someone else's weapon spirit?"
"Not at all... She's a girl with skin as white as snow."
The leader looked along his spiritual consciousness and saw Linghuan running for her life being chased by Elder Wang, with six fat bamboo rats in her mouth.
Leader:...
Iron pot (alchemy furnace) x big goose (snake vulture)
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