Zhaoxi is a big ghost, a big ghost that has been dead for a thousand years, a big ghost that has been dead for a thousand years and has not yet been reincarnated!
I don't know how many varieties of grass have been changed on her grave. The great-great-grandchildren of Douding who she grew up with have great-grandchildren, and she has not yet been reincarnated.
She held a grudge and took action.
She was so powerful as a ghost that she effortlessly turned the Palace of Hell upside down. Later, the underworld was afraid that she would cause trouble again and sent her a minion to calm her down.
The little follower said: Now there are places for reincarnation in the underworld.
Invite joy.
The little attendant added: But you didn't get in line.
Zhao Xi kicked him into the sky in a fit of rage.
Regardless of what is good or bad, they must be allowed to see their true strength.
Finally, the little follower brought good news: Lord Yama said that you only need to help him with some small things, so what about the chance of reincarnation...
The King of Hell wanted her to be the orange cat next to the imperial concubine. As long as she helped him complete this year's performance tasks, he would be able to give her a back door.
Zhao Xi felt that people in the underworld were now poisoned by ghost spirits. She was furious and finally compromised.
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She became an idle orange cat, basking in the sun every day, scratching dried fish, and going to the imperial kitchen to "get" some food when no one was around.
Her life was too rich and she was already addicted to it, not knowing what the world was like. Zhao happy felt that it was not bad to live like this.
However, news came from the King of Hell: Find out the evidence of the prime minister's rebellion and throw it in front of the emperor.
This trivial matter was completed in three strokes, five divided by two, and when he walked to the Qinzheng Hall with the letter from the prime minister's affair with foreign enemies, a big, strong dog suddenly rushed out from inside.
Because cats are afraid of dogs, Zhao Xi stayed all night with the letter in his mouth on the plaque of Qinzheng Hall. The letter was stained with her saliva and the content could no longer be seen.
Mission failed.
The King of Hell brought another news: the imperial concubine and the emperor had a close friendship, and they were trying to find a way to turn them against each other.
As a very clever ghost, Zhaoxi quickly came up with a plan: she hid the birthday gift prepared by the emperor for the concubine in the cold palace until the concubine's birthday...
On the birthday day, the black dog used its extremely sensitive nose to search the palace and found the birthday gift before night fell.
The two people were cuddling together in the palace, loving each other, and there were dazzling fireworks above their heads.
Zhaoxi's fur stood up like a hedgehog, and Zhaoxi's teeth creaked loudly.
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Several missions since then ended in failure because of the black dog.
Zhaoxi regarded it as her only concern in the world. She smashed the dried fish into pieces with one palm: "You bitch, let's see if I can kill you!"
As a ghost who has read a lot of books, Zhao happy uses the "Thirty-six Stratagems of the Ghost Realm" to "throw food to lure the dog", "hide the dog across the sea", "hit the dog while the fire is under fire" and so on.
After the black dog was thrown 3,800 miles away by her, Zhaoxi drank a glass of wine and climbed onto the roof to get a good night's sleep.
She opened her eyes in a daze, and the moonlight was shining on the muscular black dog on the ground. She was startled, and suddenly realized that she was dreaming.
Otherwise, how could that annoying black dog suddenly transform into a tall and handsome man with an extraordinary look, and even kneel in front of him and call her my wife?
Written on 2025.9.16 21:00
Intention: I am willing to wait to meet you for a long time
