My name is Jiang You, and I have opened an online store specializing in "useless products".
For example, a rice bowl can only hold three grains of rice.
Another example is a limited edition toothpick that can only be used 66 times.
I originally wanted to be a performance artist quietly, but one day, I was targeted by Lu Zhi, the overbearing president of "Fighting Sword".
He, a walking algorithm, directly spent tens of billions of subsidies, insisting on "optimizing" my store into his cash cow.
So, my war began.
He gave me "equity incentives", and I drew them into cakes and sold them online for a penny each.
He forced me to sign a contract, and I broadcast the "bloody signing" live in front of tens of millions of people, and roasted him on the fire.
He asked me to go to his office to discuss KPIs, and I transformed his office into a "community animal camping ground" and cooked snail noodles in it.
I thought I was rebelling against capital.
As a result, things started to go wrong.
The boss, Lu Zhi, who wanted to "acquire" me, silently ate all the snail noodles I cooked with a dark face.
The talented painter Shen Juan who called me a "disgrace to art", while saying that I was vulgar, painted a painting for me called "Heartbeat".
The fun-loving prince Xie Xun, who was worried about the world being in chaos, was giving me rewards for rockets during the live broadcast, and at the same time he hacked into the opponent's system and sent me the backend password so that I could "play as I wanted."
Excuse me.
I am Jiang You, a contemporary abstract master.
Main business: turning everything into my performance art.
Side job: Watch handsome guys fight for me.
They all thought this was a Shura field.
Only I know, this is a buffet
Purpose: Use the craziest behavior to protect the most sane core.