Lin Yansong, a corpse cosplay human being's ultimate tragic social animal
Since I live alone all year round, I have developed the habit of saying hello to the monster at the door of my house every day when I go to get off work.
Yes, there's a monster on his doorstep
The other party couldn't speak, so he would huddle in a corner when they met, but most of the time he would lie down and watch Lin Yansong's every move.
Well... I won't let it in anyway, just get used to it
Until that day, the big leader came to talk to him personally
Lin Yansong panicked. Before the elevator opened, he kicked the monster into his home as fast as he could and hid it.
Just because his unit is——
[Wenbei City Abnormal Biology Investigation Bureau]
Article 1 of the Employee Code: If you find a monster, report it immediately
If someone discovers that he is treating a monster like a guest, Lin Yansong will definitely be expelled and the house will be directly recycled.
The first day of living with the monster:
This thing lying on my body is so disgusting...
The second day of living with a monster:
Can he actually turn into a kitten? ! Meow meow meow come here quickly
The third day of living with monsters:
Great monster god, please give me food! (Kneel down) (Kowtow)
That's right, this little thing that could hurt probably zero people can spit out fresh food
It tastes so good... I actually vomited it out, vomit vomit... It tastes so good... I vomited it out and couldn't bear it, vomit vomit...
So delicious! ! !
God knows how important this monster's existence is in this food-scarce society.
As the saying goes, a Jiaojiao is hidden in a golden house. Lin Yansong named the monster Jiaojiao, and the little thing excitedly jumped into his arms.
How can there be such a cute thing in the world...
One day, Lin Yansong encountered danger at work and was rescued.
He is a handsome muscular man with a height of 1.9 Meters.
Lin Yansong thought he was a new member of the action team and politely thanked him
As a result, the other party hugged him aggrievedly and whispered:
"Master..."
Lin Yansong didn't know him, but he could clearly feel it
The person in front of him is none other than his roommate, Monster Jiaojiao
The cute little thing in the past turned out to be...
Male, tall, strong, big
The person involved needed to calm down, so Lin Yansong directly locked the door and tried to use this simple method to keep the scammer out.
When the moon rises and sets, a hand touches his waist, neither light nor heavy.
The man's figure covered the moonlight in the window, and his eyes were half resentful and half lingering.
The smell of prey never escapes the predator's keen sense of smell.
Happy graduation, little master.
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May 14, 2725
Today is a great day for a certain monster.
After one thousand two hundred and twenty-nine long days and nights, he was finally allowed to enter the human home.
Thank you, man, for opening the door for me.
Even though I got kicked in the butt, thank you anyway. But I also hold grudges very much, and I will definitely get it back twice as much in the future.
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Idiot humans who think they are smart are attacked by cute and bad 190 sweetheart monsters
Intention: Even if you forget everything, you will fall in love again. What is it?
