I am a zombie, a zombie from the first year of Shunzhi. I have been sleeping alone in Dongxiang Mountain Cave for nearly 400 years. It's really boring...
As for why I was imprisoned in this cave, to put it bluntly, it was because they took me, the "nine tribes", along with them when they were executing the nine tribes.
One day, a strange man came to the cave. He was a Taoist priest. He was so tall and good-looking. My mother-in-law said that Taoist priests are all turtle eggs. Unexpectedly, he was still a beast in clothes, a big pervert who was greedy for zombie feet, because he stole my shoes!
I must take revenge!
But fortunately, he was a fool. He actually took off the corpse-killing charm attached to my forehead. I can move, and I must find him!
In the dead of night, I found him. I jumped in front of his bed and hit his head with my hand, "Dang, Dang, Dang."
He woke up, but he seemed to be a fool and couldn't understand what I was saying. I gave him signs for a long time before he squatted down and put on my shoes.
When I put on my own shoes and was about to leave, this bad guy actually put a talisman on me to prevent me from leaving. He also hid me in his closet and released me for his fun in the dead of night. He actually let a zombie perform Asian squats for him and used the zombie as a clothes rack for him. It was really blind and a treacherous Taoist priest. He was really bad.
"Wu~wu~yu~wu~"
I expressed my protest.
"Oh, I don't understand."
He actually pretended to be deaf and blind!
"Yi~yu~wuwu~" I want to eat that orange.
"This?" He picked up the orange on the table.
I nodded vigorously.
"Oh, you're not hungry."
Wow, wow, that's unreasonable, who will accept this little Taoist priest?
Huh, I have to run away secretly, so I don't want to be used as a plaything for him...
But what if he can always catch me back?
Intention: Love someone who is good in his own right, and joining hands can block all difficulties