I joined a DC group chat.
In the group there is Jason who is enthusiastic and cute (?), Tim who is full of bad intentions (?), And Dammy who is taciturn and sinister (?).
They are looking for volunteers who would like to be Big Brother Nightwing.
I thought for a moment and said, "I'll do it!"
So I became their big brother.
Covered in owl skin, after happily sticking to my brothers, I began to think about something.
Me: "Do we have blues?"
Jie Tao: "No." (Sorrow)
Evil Ducky: "But we have Laughing Mommy!"
Kryptonian Parrot: "It's Mommy!"
Me: "...?"
... Is it mommy? (Contemplation) Wait, what about the Kryptonian parrot?
Kryptonian Parrot: "Can't I be Big Brother's partner?" (Wiping tears)
Me: "... Of course no problem."
It's great. I have it. Even though it's a parrot, I'm very satisfied.
Jietao: "Great! We finally have a big brother!"
Thank you, I'm happy too. The brothers are also very cute.
Jietao: "Brother, come and act with us!" (Taking out the script)
Evil Duck: "Say in advance, I'm just an ordinary Red Robin." (Serving coffee)
Me: "?"
Oh? Acting? I'm good at this, let me do it!
It's a good script, but it hurt me a lot.
After everything was done, I made a decision that went against the original work.
Me: "Brother, I want to seal my heart and love and refuse to play."
Jietao: "?"
Evil Duck: "..."
Me: "Speaking of which, we shouldn't be able to travel through b..."
I was wrong, I shouldn't have said this.
Very good, we wore it.
But what about little D?
Tyrant: "TT."
Reading guide:
1. Mainly DC "light comedy", the content of the script is not serious.
2. OOC belongs to me, superheroes belong to DC!
3. There are many different perspective switches, but the main perspective is still the protagonist.
4. The author himself is a logic freak, a foreshadowing maniac, a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, a master of philosophical theory, and a writer of HE sweet articles with wild imagination. He is also good at digging holes and filling them.
5. To be added.
Intention: Say no to knives, start with me.
