Dog sculptures, bamboo horses, slices and attacks × fishing/bending without knowing it, straight men and beautiful women are affected.
Exploring XP's work, I didn't think too much, and I really can't write about Shura Field! Please read carefully as needed, tweet me ovo~
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Xu Shiqing has had a problem since he was a child, that is, he has always called himself a straight man, but the same-sex playmates around him would always confess to him unexpectedly.
He originally wanted to convince himself that he was not a kind person, but until the sweetheart he grew up with also confessed his love, Xu Shiqing completely despaired of this.
At the age of twenty-two, Xu Shiqing traveled through time. He had a "dog training system". The more characters he trained, and the more men he had trained to bow to him, the higher his points would be, and he might be able to reinvent himself and reach the pinnacle of his life.
Xu Shiqing: I understand the truth, but I am a straight man.
System: Haha, I don't think so!
Infatuated straight man, please wait another life! Anyway, your first goal when you come to my place is to catch men! ! !
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World One
(Mind reading/doctor-patient/mental hospital)
Xu Shiqing is a psychiatrist and is responsible for the diagnosis and treatment of three patients. The will-o'-the-wisp boy with bipolar disorder, the poor boy who became overly dependent on him because of being bullied, and the top student who was sent in because he was mistaken for being mentally ill. In addition, there is also a hair boy who doubles as his colleague.
The four target targets were calm on the surface, but one called him a vixen, one said he wanted to take him for himself, and the other said he wanted him to watch him all the time.
Xu Shiqing thought that all three patients were seriously ill. However, when he heard the voice of his young colleague, he realized the seriousness of the matter.
"Qingqing, I don't want to control you, and don't think I'm scary. You promised me that no matter what happens... You will be by my side."
Xu Shiqing: When students fall in love with teachers, when patients fall in love with doctors, you are like this! (Thumbs up)
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World 2
(Entertainment/ABO/Pheromone Shielding)
Xu Shiqing is not only an eighteenth-tier kid, but he is also an omega who is even more beta than beta.
He couldn't smell pheromones at all, so he didn't understand why the original singer with perverse personality, the best actor of Flower of the Mountain, and the rising newcomer Xiaohua all flocked to him after smelling his pheromones.
There were a group of paparazzi reporters outside. He was forced to retreat into a corner. The other party was filled with heat and asked repeatedly: "Xu Shiqing, do you really not feel any guilt at all?"
Xu Shiqing: "How to say?"
"My pheromone match with yours is almost 100%."
"Oh oh oh, that's very high!"
But why are you telling him this? He couldn't smell it again.
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World 3
(Western Fantasy/Little Dragon who is coveted without knowing it)
Xu Shiqing's identity in this world is very complicated. He is not only a teacher sent by the human race to the Academy of Gods and Demons, but also the last ancient dragon in the world. If he doesn't hide the dragon's identity well, he will die miserably.
Xu Shiqing thought he had done it all, but in the end his identity was discovered.
The most beautiful and pure angel touched his tail and said: "Teacher, I heard that you dragons all like shiny things. What a coincidence, I like them too."
"Teacher's dragon scales are sparkling and beautiful - can you give me one as well?"
Xu Shiqing: You won't grow up, will you? Pull out one piece for ten thousand!
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After experiencing multiple worlds, and then returning to reality, the system asked Xu Shiqing: "How was it? How do you feel now?"
Xu Shiqing thought for a while: "Not so good. I'm still straight!"
System: "? So last night you were hugging your sweetheart and pouting in the bathroom???"
Xu Shiqing: "... I said my foot slipped, do you believe it?"
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Xu Shiqing calls himself a straight man and ran away when he was told a confession. However, this time it was not because of Kongtong, but because he was afraid of confronting the other person's feelings.
When they met Chi Dong again after a long separation, Xu Shiqing hooked his fingers at him. When the other person came up to him with a pure face, Xu Shiqing raised his head and kissed him.
——He also needs to hit a straight ball.
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1. Shou is a "straight man" with insensitive abilities, who is bent without realizing it. The protagonist has a growth line, and each world is more exciting than the other.
2. Su attacks Su Shou. The plot is not sophisticated and the main focus is nonsensical.
3. I can't make everyone like it. Reading articles online is just for fun. I hope everyone can find articles they like, and don't embarrass yourself ovo!
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Bking's book-piercing person's father's attack × born with amblyopia makes him a cannon fodder.
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At the age of twenty-two, Ji Xinglu's world was blessed with a fiancé, prosperous.
He hates this person very much.
First, Sheng Fan is an old man, already twenty-eight years old, almost three years old. Being with him is like an old man eating young grass.
Second, Sheng Fan is a freak! Otherwise, Ji Xinglu couldn't explain why when this person got angry, he chased him and spanked him, and also called him "discipline"? Even his own father never smoked like this!
Third - Ji Xinglu actually already has someone he likes! That was Brother Zhuma who had grown up with him since childhood. Zhuma was gentle and considerate in his heart. How could this fiancé who appeared out of nowhere compare to him?
So Ji Xinglu rejected the marriage on the spot, saying that he didn't like leftovers at all, ah no, Sheng Fan! He doesn't want an old man that others don't want!
Being humiliated by him in public, Sheng Fan was not angry. He just joked: "Is it normal for you to have no vision? After all, you are a little blind man."
There is one more thing Ji Xinglu hates about Sheng Fan - he hates people talking about his eyes the most!
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In order to ruin this marriage and finally get married with his sweetheart, Ji Xinglu tried his best.
Is your fiancé busy at work? He is making trouble! Posting messages 24 hours a day non-stop, let you see what hot violence is! !
Sheng Fan: You're so clingy, baby. Since you miss me so much, can I go back early to be with you today?
Ji Xinglu: I declined.
Does your fiancé care about reputation? He does it! Every day, I post various famous brands in the circle of friends to show off my luxurious life after marriage. The original intention is to ridicule my fiancé's extravagance, but the people in the circle of friends are all the same:
[Let me go, you married a good husband? Envious!
Ji Xinglu: Can I go to your house? !
There was even one time when Ji Xinglu interfered and deliberately disrupted his project, causing Sheng Fan to lose a full 100 million.
She thought she could finally break off the engagement smoothly this time, but unexpectedly, Sheng Fan just curled her fingers at him and patted his thigh:
"Sit up."
Ji Xinglu could only do as he was told. As soon as he sat on it, the old man pinched his buttocks, causing him to tremble.
Sheng Fan: "It's been a few days since I spanked you, and you're in need of a spanking, right? How many spanks will you have tonight? Can you count it yourself?"
Ji Xinglu was about to cry but had no tears: "I just want a divorce..."
Sheng Fan wasn't angry at first, but because of these words, his butt was spanked.
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Sheng Fan is a book-passer, with the system and script in hand. He understands all the tricks, except the cannon fodder who looks bad and stupid becomes a variable.
In his opinion, Ji Xinglu, the cannon fodder, was absolutely no threat. He had no brains and no courage. He failed more than succeeded and failed. He was really stupid.
But sometimes it's quite cute.
For example, when he is angry, he will draw a bunch of comic strips and accuse the cartoon villain of his cruelty and ruthlessness by abusing him.
For example, the indispensable good morning and good night greetings every day, sometimes it is a word, sometimes it is a kiss, showing courtesy for nothing is either adultery or stealing, but it is very useful to Sheng Fan.
For another example, I always said that I didn't like him. After my eyesight completely declined, I couldn't sleep all night because I was afraid of the dark, and I just looked forward to his arrival.
In the darkness, he looked at his stupid lover with a doll in his arms, his eyes dull and empty. After hearing the footsteps, a faint light came on.
"Sheng, Sheng Fan?"
Ji Xinglu was afraid that he would really leave him behind, and there was already a cry in his voice.
"I'm here."
Fortunately, he is always here.
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