From the moment he realized it five hundred years ago, until last year, the little purple snake didn't believe that he had fallen in love with a broken pot.
The unlucky little snake slandered: Isn't this pure fetishism? Is there any royal method? Who allowed the frying spoon to become a fine thing? !
But... Seeing that his body was broken into a colander, the little snake thought about finding spiritual stones to patch him up! Who asked him to take care of himself like this...
"Except when the casino catches me!"
"Except when you know I'm a coward and go out of your way to scare me!"
"Except when he scolds others for being lazy!"
Cha Shao couldn't help but reply:
"Look at how lazy you are! I wish I could eat a rabbit. I have to skin it, roast it, blow the meat to cool it, chew it, and stuff it down my throat!"
Little Snake's face turned red, and after muttering twice, he decided to find a place where there were no people (no monsters or gods) to kiss him as a reward, so as to save him from yelling.
Chashao sighed helplessly, raised his head and looked forward to a place where there was no one.
It's just that the place we're staying at tonight is a Taoist temple. When it gets dark, there are eight hundred ghosts hiding inside... Just watching with open eyes.
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Inspired by the two funny monsters in "Zhang Xiaoyi Goes to Nanjing", it is a spin-off.
It tells the story of a snake who has been cultivating for 500 years and a frying spoon who became a spirit by chance two hundred years ago. The two jingle bells to "learn the scriptures".
This story has no specific details except "Zhang Xiaoyi Goes to Nanjing", and the setting does not need to be realistic.
The offensive and defensive positions are undecided.
Purpose: A happy monster travel diary of a fellow sufferer