On a certain day:
Xiao Xiaomei (like a curious baby): "Sister Yun Jian, you said that my brother was so promiscuous before, but now it seems that he is doing it for what?"
Yun Jian (typing on the keyboard with an expressionless face): "Probably to show off his self-righteous sperm and try to prove his pitiful biological superiority!"
Xiao Xiaomei (awe-struck): "... Insightful!"
Xiao, who was passing by, paused and leaned leisurely on the door frame (applause): "Tsk, you are indeed a scientific researcher. This summary - explain the profound things in simple terms."
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In the dead of night that day:
Yun Jian (alert): "... Why are you so nervous at night?"
Mr. Xiao (serious): "I'm here to provide you with the latest □□ sample for your in-depth study and analysis of my..."
Yun Jian: "... Get out!"
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Another day, Xiao proposed for the Nth time (with a sincere look on his face): "They all said that I gave up the entire forest for you and became narrow-minded."
"Isn't it?"
Xiao (smiling): "Of course not. Before I met you, I just jumped on countless leaves and never really owned a tree. That is the real narrowness - so vast that there is nothing. But now, I own the depth of the entire forest. My dear, I have not become narrow-minded, I have finally learned how to truly own."
"Excuse me, are you conducting a forestry census now?"
Someone Xiao...
A romantic and noble son who is generous with his time x a smart and cold heroine
Intention: All affairs are passing by, but you alone occupy the rest of my life