One day, when the blood moon was in the sky, Lu Jinran ran out of the mental hospital and bumped into a murder scene. He thought that the other person must be helping others become immortals, so he decided to go up and get to know this kind and helpful person. When he went up, he had a fight with the person and took out his penis to stab each other. However, what he was thinking in his heart was, "The old man in the hospital didn't... You're wrong, a fight can really enhance your relationship! The other party is already popular, and he must be very happy now." The other person stumbled back and cursed. Lu Jinran said happily: "Great, it turns out that you are also a fellow, please help me become an immortal!" Then the mysterious man bought him and embarked on a journey of... Cultivation...?
Intention: I want to write