Jiang Yi traveled into an interstellar novel and became the cannon fodder who was about to be sent away by the villain Lancelot.
As soon as he opened his eyes, the optical brain immediately popped up a close-up of his thigh, accompanied by a soft voice: "I'm almost there, be ready."
Jiang Yi, who was familiar with the plot, jumped down from the 19th floor decisively and blocked all of Lancelot's contact information. Finally, I was able to live the life I had always dreamed of.
Until one day I opened the bedroom door——
Lancelot was picking up the corners of his quilt with two fingers and sat down with a look of disgust on his face: "Senior Jiang, you made an appointment with me and then ran away. Your hospitality is so unique."
Then he frowned and looked at the small room: "The military academy is going bankrupt? People can live in a place like this."
Jiang Yu rubbed his temples and couldn't help but lean against the wall. In the following days, he was completely blackmailed by this mean blonde beauty and her son, and had to end his retirement life early.
[Senior Jiang, I suspect that you have falsified your academic qualifications. Can you write a love letter like this?
[What is that look in your eyes? Did I say something wrong?
[It is your honor to be noticed by me. You have to learn to be grateful.
Always picky and in control.
This is already the fourth time Lancelot has been angry this month, and today is only the first day of this month.
What's even worse is that Lancelot is well aware of the lethality of his beauty, so he changes his clothes and hangs out in front of Jiang Yi from time to time, in the name of testing whether he is really straight.
Jiangyu:……
——
Until the Zerg invades the territory, the battleship will be destroyed.
Lancelot knocked Jiang Yi down with an injection of anesthesia and showed a mean and beautiful smile:
"Senior, congratulations. You are finally free." Then, Lancelot drove the spaceship towards the enemy ship.
In the sky full of firelight, Jiang Yi felt that the world suddenly became silent. The weak connection in the sea of spiritual consciousness supported him in searching the entire galaxy.
In the smelly garbage star, Jiang Yi finally found the down-and-out little Phoenix who refused to lower his head to pick up garbage.
Lancelot raised his dirty, beautiful face, looked at the "kind" man in front of him who had been following him for several days, weighed it for three seconds, and gave orders:
"I'm hungry and want to eat."
Jiang Yu leaned over, gently touched his cheek with her fingertips, and showed a slow smile:
"Of course, my poor little one."
"But this time. What are you going to exchange for me?"
The mean and beautiful villain attacks VS the straight male boss suffers
Reading guide:
1, SC, attack extremely beautiful and self-aware, and make good use of this advantage. The leg photos in the copywriting are not offensive.
2. Shou is very indifferent at heart.
Purpose: Learn to embrace the unexpected joys that life brings
