
Erha's Guide to Human Breeding
二哈的人类饲养指南
by Cool Autumn (凉个秋)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 287k Words
- Chapters
- 83
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
As a monster with impure Siberian Husky genes, Erha, who couldn't even take care of himself, had a pet, a human one. Adopting a human requires three steps: The first step is to find a human being who is crying on a rainy day. The second step is to gently kiss away his tears. The third step is to kiss him and tell him: "Come home with me!" When humans are brought in, cultivation depends on "guardians". As a "guardian", Erha begins to think about how to raise a human who is in adolescence. "Boys are also very fragile, adolescent boys must learn to protect themselves" "Beautiful adolescence, inappropriate behaviors that boys should stay away from"... Erha held his parenting experience and began to penetrate human daily life from all aspects and angles. "You are still young. Don't be in a hurry when it comes to relationships. You must not have contact with girls. Just in case, don't have contact with boys. Forget it, man, you can only have contact with me." - Human life is a mess. When he thought he was homeless, a Erha carelessly broke in, and then - it became even more messy... Being spread by classmates, with Erha's intervention, the "two-person party" became a "three-person party." Human: It's getting weirder and weirder! Using a "beauty trap" to subdue a wretched teacher, who would have thought that a powerful voice would come out of the "beauty"'s mouth. Human: You didn't tell me that you can only change your shape but not your voice! Being threatened by the demons due to his life experience, Erha stepped forward and the demons "naturally" possessed Erha. Human: ... Good, now you are in big trouble. Human beings originally thought that their lives would go on like this, but who would have thought that once they were in danger, their souls returned to their bodies, and the little Highness who had been sleeping in the sky for a long time finally returned to his place. - Yun Sheng opened her eyes and found that not only had she been in a coma for decades, but she had also lost all her magic power. He had a long dream during the days when he was in coma, but when he woke up, he couldn't remember anything. Just when Yun Sheng was depressed all day and wanted to commit suicide, a dog demon pestered him with a barking sound. He sat on the railing of Tiandao and blew in the wind. The other party thought that he couldn't think about it, so he hugged his legs and cried, "Human, you can't live without a dog!" Because of his depression, he locked himself up and hid from people. The other party poked a big hole in his roof and stuck his head in. "Human, it's your turn to take me in this time." He was so tortured by the illness that he lost his temper and knocked down all the medicine. The other party knelt down in front of him facing the broken porcelain pieces and took his hand, "I have already lost important people, please don't let me lose you again." Tears flowed down the back of his hands. Why did his heart hurt so much when the other person cried? Okay, then please support me again. Small theater Others keep pets: kiss them, hug them and hold them high He keeps pets: he kisses them, hugs them, and lifts them up, but the eyes of passers-by are a bit strange (passers-by: wc! He's gay!) Others keep pets: pets act coquettishly and act cute and warm people's hearts He keeps pets: he acts coquettishly and cute to win people's hearts (Erha: Wangjiu~Wangmi~Wangmei~ People, are you sure you don't want to post with me?) Others keep pets: sleep with your pet He keeps pets: he sleeps with humans at home. Huh? Why are people so naked? Forget it, their pets don't even have clothes on. (People: Do you know what going to bed is?) Silly Le Erha × Black-bellied Human (?) Reading guide: 1. The monsters in Erha are very young and have immature minds. They will grow up, their brains will develop later, and they will not be stupid all the time. Being a middle-class person is not just stupidity. 2. Baohe. [If there is a list, it will be updated accordingly. If there is no list, it will be updated the next day. Don't worry, you won't get scammed! ---------- Pre-collection: "The streets are full of rival pheromones" In order to pay off his debts, An Zhiheng sold his pheromones on the black market. The pheromone product named Eternal was swept away as soon as it entered the market. Alpha was obsessed with it, and some people even paid a lot of money to offer a bounty for the source of Eternal. The good news is that An Zhiheng, who has been struggling at the bottom of society, suddenly became a treasure coveted by the rich and powerful because of his glands. The bad news is that excessive inducing labor caused him to enter the vicious | sexual | estrus | estrus stage. Evil|Sex|Hair|The dissipation of pheromones caused by the estrus period makes An Zhiheng's life a mess. Alpha always sticks to his body inexplicably, and even the eyes of his mortal enemies are not right when they look at him. What's worse is that the restlessness in his body is about to be uncontrollable. - Although Lu Kongqing was born into a wealthy family, he was classified as a "defective product" due to his "pheromone disorder" and was ignored by his family. Recently, he could suddenly smell the scent of his mortal enemy. The most terrible thing was that whenever his eyes fell on the back of the opponent's neck, his teeth began to itch - could it be that his hatred for the opponent had reached the point of gnashing his teeth? ! He took a look at the other person, the baggy T-shirt, the white pants, the schoolbag that was born in the Year of the Monkey and the Horse - well, the appearance of crawling out of the trash can - well, very charming... An:? ? ? Are you okay? It's better now—— The usual alienation was regarded as shyness, the sarcasm in his words became seduction, and even the cold eyes of the other party turned into affection in his eyes. Unexpectedly, one time he heard a strange wheezing sound at the other party's door. Out of concern, he knocked on the door, and then he was dragged into a space where the pheromones were so rich that they exploded. For a moment, it was as if Ren and Du's two meridians were opened, and all the smells poured into his nasal cavity. But An Zhiheng opened his wet eyes, kept rubbing his hand, and said hoarsely: "Please, help me." An Zhiheng woke up from the pain, his glands and somewhere were burning. His moans turned into an exclamation before he left his mouth: "You, why are you here! Get out, get out!" Lu Kongqing looked at the other party with interest and said with a smile: "I still like the way you cried and begged me last night." From then on, the gangsters who sold pheromones and the perverts who were greedy for pheromone were locked together. — An Zhiheng believed that he was just a medicine to treat Lu Kongqing's "pheromone disorder" and a tool to help him seize power in the family. After putting aside this relationship, they were just the most hated rivals of each other. So when the kidnappers were about to use him to threaten Lu Kongqing, he just said lightly: "Try it off, he won't come to save me." However, when Lu Kongqing really crossed the sea of blood to find him with red eyes, a trace of pain appeared in his gradually cold body. "It doesn't matter. Even though I'm going to die, my glands are still fine." I don't know why, but after saying this, warm liquid flowed out of the other person's eyes. How strange, don't you just like my pheromones? Why do you feel sorry for me? Small theater An Zhiheng: I am a serious person, please don't think about that stuff every night when you hold me. Lu Kongqing: What does a person who smells like you on the street have to do with being serious? Do you know that this is no different than spreading photos of you sleeping? From now on, you cannot let anyone else smell your pheromones except me. An Zhiheng: I didn't mean it, and there is no sleeping photo that is so private. Lu Kongqing: Yes, yes, I will let you go out shirtless next time to see if you are embarrassed. An Zhiheng: Then you still sleep with someone else's sleeping photo in your arms all the time. You just fall in love without even knowing who the other person is. You are such a pervert. Lu Kongqing: You stinky hooligan! An Zhiheng: What a pervert! Lu Kongqing: You stinking hooligan! An Zhiheng: What a pervert! ! ! Today is also a very harmonious day. A pervert who looks dignified but engages in forced love behind the scenes Intention: Every ignorant moment teaches us to love

