[Gong, a fake scumbag who loves sharp reviews but has a good heart and is flexible and flexible × Shou, a CEO who looks docile but is actually only a hair away from getting sick]
"The eyes are small, the skin is white but looks like a vampire, and the long hair makes me think I'm acting in a Chinese drama..." Zha Gong No. 1, Who was forced to bind to the system, made a sharp comment on the man in front of him who claimed to be his wife.
System: "Hey, hey, hey! Don't forget that you are a scumbag now! A dead scumbag who thinks about cheating and getting caught, do you understand?"
"If you don't kiss and hug your wife right away, maybe he will relent and give you two hundred yuan when he kicks you out..."
Zha Gong said he didn't hear it, stepped forward and squeezed the man's waist, wondering: "It's really so thin, is it fake?"
Man: "... Let go! Get out of my house! You have already left the house!"
Zha Gong still couldn't hear, so he pulled the man inside and said, "I only believe what I see with my eyes. Come on, let's go in and talk."
System: "... It's hopeless, destroy it."
But then it watched helplessly as Zha Gong got on his wife's bed, held his wife's hand, kissed his wife on the mouth... Ahem.
System: I was deceived. He is not as honest as I thought.
*
In the eyes of everyone, there was only one skin in the past, but the playboy and romantic scumbag who had high hopes for his wife suddenly changed his ways and mixed the honey with oil in the marriage business. The other scumbags asked about their experiences one after another, but only got one sentence -
"I didn't do anything, I just told the truth."
For example——
"Honey, you look really ugly in that dress, but if you change into this dress, your waist will be thin and your legs will be long... So beautiful that I can't take my eyes away. I could come here three times at night."
"..."
"And wifey, can you stop cooking from now on? It tastes really bad. Are your hands used for cooking? Don't waste your hands that look like hands, okay? Promise me."
"... Got it"
"Honey, last time Mr. Wang, who had mung bean bastard eyes and a short figure, invited you to dinner again? Can you not go? Doesn't it affect your appetite? Stay at home and eat."
"... How many times have I told you? Don't judge other people's appearance!"
"Oh, but he likes you."
"... Okay, I won't go."
*
The infinitely pampering CEO with a tenfold filter is always fond of saying this -
"He doesn't have bad intentions, that is..."
"A bit venomous."
Zha Gong came out from behind the president: "Are you Erdoron? Did you hear that?"
Passerby 123 who came to complain: "... Excuse me, let's get out of here."
Intention: Mind is not the same as words
