*"Isn't it natural for a kitten to make money from its owner?"
Chen Jinghuai was blackmailed.
The handsome boy who blackmailed him had red lips and white teeth, he was very sweet, and his pair of cat eyes were so pure that they reminded him of his family's cow cat, whose name was Lili, who had been missing for three days.
The handsome boy opened his mouth and asked for eighty-eight or eight thousand eighty-eight. He pointed at an eighty-eight pet toy and said to him: "Daddy, I want this, buy it for me!"
Chen Jinghuai was not a pervert, he was just shocked by the sound of daddy and the natural sentence structure.
By some mistake, Chen Jinghuai opened the QR code to the clerk to check out, and offered two canned cats as gifts. When he saw the other person's beautiful mouth, Chen Jinghuai thought that the handsome boy wanted to thank him.
As a result, the handsome boy happily took a bite of his arm and praised:
"Good master, good master, well done, well done."
Chen Jinghuai:?
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Bai Li can somehow become a human being.
It's great to become a human. Not only can you sneak out and play, but you can also automatically master human language. When you meet your master, you can ask for this or that.
Although Chen Jinghuai looked complicated every time he swiped his card, Bai Li didn't care about him. Isn't it natural for a kitten to spend his owner's money?
Limited edition cat bowl?
Bai Li's eyes shone: "Daddy, I want this!"
Handmade cat cloak?
Bai Li confidently said: "Master, hurry up and swipe your card!"
A joint cat toy?
Bai Li said proudly: "It must appear on my paw within three days!"
Bai Li wanted it, and Bai Li got it. Bai Li felt that such a transformed life was so happy, and secretly awarded Chen Jinghuai a "very good baby" award in his heart.
Then in the middle of the night, I saw Chen Jinghuai looking at the photo of himself in cat form, feeling truly sad.
Bai Li leaned over to look at the photo and ran out to look in the mirror.
Is it me? So exactly the same!
Bai Liwo walked to Chen Jinghuai: "Hi? Daddy? Why are you secretly looking at my photos in the middle of the night? Aren't I right in front of you?"
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Chen Jinghuai doesn't know that he is his cat! He thought he was a lost boy! !
Chen Jinghuai doesn't believe that he is his cat! ! He also said that he had such unscientific ideas because he was uneducated! Reading less! ! I need to send him to adult school! ! !
No! ! ! !
The semi-literate kitten left a letter and decided to run away from home.
⻖Dong Jing Xiaobu, you clearly don't believe me, I'm so angry!
Er was abandoned for adoption!
Zaibei!
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Master Pain explains the cat language:
Chen Jinghuai, you don't believe me, you're so angry with me!
You have been abandoned!
Goodbye!
Guess you want to know:
"Three forms of cats → cat, cat-person, human, the early form is unstable"
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"Good Samaritans, please collect it and it will be opened when it reaches 250~"
Purpose: Love and care for cats
