[Cat Demon
In the tenth year of being in a vegetative state, Chloe found that not only could she suddenly see, but she had also transformed into a little milk cat. The sound of vehicle horns was loud enough to make her ears explode. The tree deliberately refused to let her get down, and even the passing birds pecked at her head.
Perhaps her cries were too loud, so a kind-hearted reporter passing by took her home.
From then on, Chloe had a soft bed, sweet goat's milk, and she could get angry with emo in the middle of the night. She could also jump on the bedding of the beautiful man and step on his chest without restraint...
Until recently, she found that the little reporter always seemed to be frowning and absent-minded, and his sunny smile was much less common. The clever kitten began to trace it - and unexpectedly found an unpaid bill worth eight zeros in the reporter's shirt pocket, as well as a familiar red cloak.
Oh my God! The shit shoveling officer is going bankrupt! ! !
Oh my God! Could it be that the shit-sweeper is the legendary thief who stole Superman's cape? !
#How does a cat help a shit shoveling officer pay off his sky-high debt?
#If the cloak is returned, can the prison officer reduce his sentence by a few years?
#, Don't you want to support me anymore?
#Don't abandon cats in broad daylight! !
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Clark found that the Ragdoll cat he had recently raised seemed to be stressed.
There are three less marks on the sofa than last month, and the cat grass is gnawed 1 cm less than last week. The frequency of secretly drinking milk at night has been significantly reduced. The most important thing is that she doesn't like to attack his bed in the middle of the night and play stepping games with him! !
She began to frequently pick at his cell phone and liked to grab his keyboard while he was working. Always pacing back and forth in the living room when he should be sleeping, clinging to the red cape on his superhero uniform, his screams were soft and distressing.
Clark didn't detect anything abnormal.
His kitten didn't seem to be sick.
But after discovering that the kitten's weight had dropped by 150g again, Clark couldn't bear it anymore and flew to ask his dark friend for help.
"Has the estrus period arrived?"
Clark was silent. Clark denied it.
How could the kitten he had raised since childhood not know whether it was in estrus? ? ?
She always pulls on her red cloak and says she feels insecure and stressed, which is more reliable than in estrus!
Clark refused to admit it, but after the kitten ignored his bed for the third time, he took her into his arms, held her two front paws, pretended to be calm, and asked seriously: "Chloe, do you want to play with a boy? If so, just squeak."
The kitten was puzzled: "Meow?"
Chloe, who for the nth time tried to throw the red cloak out of the window and let a pastry get it for herself to reduce the guilt of her own shit-sweeper:?
Has her shit-sweeping officer finally been driven crazy by the sky-high debt? Threatened to the point of insanity by some bald meringue fan? She is a kitten. It is impossible for a kitten to imitate the sound of a mouse! !
——Spin-off variety British and American pre-receipts:——
●[Comprehensive British and American] Drive the farm to Apokolips
●[Comprehensive British and American] How to drain Chaoying's savings
■[Comprehensive British and American] The fourth natural disaster came to Lazarus
"The simulator is on, please..."
"Wait!" You terminated the program, rolled up your sleeves, beat up the bloody man crawling towards you, and threw him into the pool next to you.
The blue-eyed child next to you, who was covered in scars, was wary. You ignored the knife in his hand and smiled strangely.
"So good, I hate kidnappers the most in my life."
The birth point is contaminated by blood people. You think for a second and decide to move with the cub you just picked up.
"Gotham is peaceful and you'll get a better education."
Damian:…
"What's your name? By the way, I picked it up and it's mine. How about... Bruce. I don't expect you to be as rich as him, just be half as filial as him."
Damian (drawing his sword): I will remember to place half a rose in front of your monument.
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You are sad that Zai found his biological father, but you still pack your bags and send him home.
The next night, you sadly crawled out of the tombstone for a walk and saw Zai parkour on the rooftop wearing the cat ear hood you gave him.
You patted his back.
"Bruce."
Bat:? !
"What did dad tell you? When you go back to that home, your weak family members will be worried about you and won't allow you to secretly go out to play at night when you use potions!"
The Dark Knight AKA Bruce: Something seems amiss.
Bat slowly looked at the new Robin standing on the rooftop opposite, and fell into silence:
Mentally insane? Looks unusual? Unfortunately died young? Is this why you refuse to let us see your adoptive mother?
New Robin: Stubborn. GIF
Purpose: Care should be taken when raising cats