Ying Hanzhi is the most miserable demon king in history.
First, he was stabbed through by his crazy ex with a sword, and then he was stabbed in the back by a close friend he had trusted for many years and driven out of the devil world.
In the end, he lost all his cultivation and was forced to live in the world. He could only make a living by carrying sandbags on the dock.
One day when he woke up and was on his way to the sandbag, he saw a group of mortals frantically buying the portrait of his predecessor, Xi Yuze.
"Please ask the Dragon Lord to guard the house to ward off evil spirits and attract wealth!"
Not only are the portraits sold out, but the Longjun Temple on the streets is also very popular.
Ying Hanzhi couldn't bear it anymore, "Xi Yuze is a demon, and it's not unlucky to stick to the door!"
Then he was chased for three streets by angry people.
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The Demon King learned from the experience and decided to join if he couldn't defeat him.
With a wave of his brush, he drew a portrait of the beautiful Dragon King that was completely different from the ones on the market based on Xi Yuze's true appearance.
Sure enough, as soon as his improved version of the Dragon Statue was launched, it immediately sold out.
Seeing that the counterfeiting business was in full swing and he was about to make a fortune, the former owner came to the door in person with a bulging milk dumpling.
The kid pointed at him and said angrily: "Liar! You sell fake portraits!"
Ying Hanzhi was about to quibble, but he saw the dragon's breath flowing around the portrait, and it actually became true.
It turns out that because he had an "in-depth exchange" with Xi Yuze and was covered in dragon breath, all the fake dragon portraits became real...
After making money, Ying Hanzhi hugged the money box tightly and looked at Xi Yuze warily, "Don't come here, you scumbag, we have broken up long ago!"
Xi Yuze had just woken up from a thousand-year slumber. He was stunned when he heard the words, and the dragon's tail curled up in confusion.
"... Break up? When did it happen?"
Purpose: Live hard