Du Tingyuan opened his eyes, and a man with a big belly looked at him with red and swollen eyes.
There must be something wrong with the way he woke up, because he fell back to sleep.
But no matter how many times he slept, the belly of the man in front of him always looked like he was about to give birth.
He finally admitted that he had entered the restrictive text where mosaics were required throughout and men could have children.
And he dressed as the younger brother of the main character Shou——.
If you are not careful, you will stumble upon a large mosaic scene.
Du Tingyuan collapsed. He was a straight man, and every day he stayed here was torture for him.
What's even more frightening is that his brother, the protagonist, is looking for a man for him!
Grass!
He shied away with various reasons, and finally when his distant cousin came to seek refuge, he saw hope. So he quickly married his cousin, glad that he had finally escaped the fate of marrying a man.
Who knew that on the night of the wedding, when my cousin took off her clothes, the place would be bigger than his. Du Tingyuan's hand shook as he took off his pants, thinking he was dazzled.
It wasn't until he was pressed on the table and peanuts and longans were scattered all over the floor that he realized that this cousin was a boy!
Why does a passerby also have to be stuffed with soy sauce?
The protagonist is puzzled: "There are distant cousins in our family, aren't they all brothers?"
Protagonist: "Perhaps they are having fun as a young couple, so Ayu should leave it alone. Our matter has not been resolved yet."
Du Tingyuan, who was pinned down by his "cousin": "Who can come and save me? I'm homophobic!"
Du Tingyuan, who no longer knew what the world was after countless times, said: Forget it, he is good-looking, forgive me again.
Imaginary short story
Copywriting 2025.9.3
Intention: Be brave and try