Don't You Mean Brothers? [Wearing Books]

Lan Yan is a miserable person. How miserable is it? As soon as I closed my eyes and opened them, I came to an inexplicable world. The system dinged twice in my mind and disappeared. What do you mean, wearing a book? He has also been reading novels lately. Can you please stop leaving now? Brother Tong, can you tell him where this is? -------- Cannot. No matter what, Lan Yan believes that he can carve out a new world by venturing out alone. The weather forecast often lied to him when he was delivering food. He can wear a T-shirt sold at a street stall for ninety-nine yuan for three years. Lan Yan often sits by the bed and sighs, oh my God, why didn't I realize that the pickled pepper-flavored Moukang is so delicious? On his 23rd birthday, Lan Yan decided to be extravagant. So he rewarded himself by buying braised beef in a bucket (black bold three-point font). Just as he was enjoying the aroma of the last bite of beef cubes, Lan Yan suddenly had a sting in his head. "Hello, the dedicated system 6173 is connecting for you." ? ———————— After a conversation, Lan Yan pretended to be fine and accepted his new future, and asked: "What will happen if I don't do the task?" "Will die." Lan Yan took a sip of soup and sighed, God is going to kill me. "After completing the task, the host will be rewarded with five million." Lan Yan choked on the instant noodle soup: "I'll do it!" ———————— The next day, Lan Yan waited for his roommate as promised. Calm, calm and shameless. Don't ask him why the last word is this thing, A's hands are already shaking like a sieve when doing the task. ———————— Oops, got caught. Lan Yan faced the cold eyes of his new roommate and sighed silently, he was worthy of being the protagonist of that nb group in City A. "Don't beat me up yet, brother, just be okay and listen to my explanation." ———————— The good news: Fortunately, he can talk about the system without any restrictions. Fortunately, it's not the kind of setting that can be hacked online. ———————— Bad news: Why are the tasks given by this stupid system becoming more and more demanding for your father? How can he say this? He cannot be allowed to say it to his good roommate: "Come on, brother, let's have one." Lan Yan sighed, God is going to kill me. ———————— After successfully obtaining the cooperation of his roommate, A finally waited until the day when he was offline without incident. Ha ha! His best days are coming! Lan Yan feels that it is not easy for him to survive until now. Lan Yan cast an affirmative look of gratitude at his good roommate and gave him a big hug. "Good brother! You will be liberated after this!" I finally don't have to have sex with men anymore! Heaven help me! The roommate paused for a moment, (his eyes were as cold as a knife n.0 Version): "No more kissing?" Lan Yan was confused: "I have no mission?" "Can't we kiss if we don't have a mission?" ? What does it mean? Speak some Chinese, brother, I'm suddenly blind. ———————————————————— Small theater: Lan Yan's five million was gone because the system said the plot was distorted. Unscrupulous capital, the mission has been completed, it has nothing to do with him if the plot is distorted. Lan Yan huddled up in despair and fell on the bed, covering himself with the quilt. Roommate: (knock knock). Lan Yan: Don't bother me, it's all your fault. Roommate:? Lan Yan (lifted out): You like my dick! Lan Yan: My five million ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Roommate:… Roommate: I do. Lan Yan: If you have it, you can show it off to me. Go, go, leave me alone (cover the quilt) Lan Yan: I will eat instant noodles again next month (mutter) Roommate:. Cp: cold-faced, cool rich guy x poor, straight man tips: 1. Friendly communication, the author will receive reasonable writing guidance 2. Can't think of anything Purpose: Live hard