Xu Yuncheng was a fisherman who couldn't catch fish. After his 49th day in the Air Force, he successfully caught a human-head fish.
"I'm a mermaid."
Noel's beautiful fish tail slapped hard on the water, splashing Xu Yuncheng's face with water.
Xu Yuncheng wiped his face and put down the phone that he had already dialed to call the police.
Forget it, mermaids are fish too.
After much effort, Xu Yuncheng finally dragged Noel home, but Xu Yuncheng found that there was no pot that big enough to hold him.
So he built a big earth stove in the yard, but the human-headed fish said that the water was not warm enough and he had to light a big fire.
"Change me into a lavender bath bomb."
Noel threw all the aniseed aniseed on Xu Yuncheng's head.
"Also, I'm a mermaid, not a mermaid."
Unable to bite, unable to cook, and reluctant to release it, Xu Yuncheng could only keep Nuoer as an ornamental fish.
As an ornamental fish, Noel is very professional and will be touched, held and kissed.
Noel was nestled in his arms, and Xu Yuncheng touched his beautiful fish tail, the scales shining like gems.
A pair of cold, slender hands suddenly grasped Xu Yuncheng's wrist and pulled him up.
"I told you, touch here."
Mission: Persistence is victory