In order to get promoted, I went to the Marriage Hall to brush up on KPIs with my founder Xianyu.
The first day of meeting.
I said: Wu Gang was punished when he conquered Guangxi!
She shook her head: "Wrong! She stole tree bark to exchange for wine money!"
: The Lord of Guanghan Palace comes out of the cold world!
She clicked her tongue: "Wrong! She is a tech geek who fears society and loves to read all kinds of books that are degrading to polite people!"
: Monkey King, the Monkey King, loves to eat bananas!
She sighed: "Wrong! She is a grassroots social animal with a banana allergy, and she doesn't even have medical insurance!"
: The Erlang God Yang Jian is solemn in appearance!
She slapped the table: "Wrong! She stares at that third eye just for fishing. Once you ask her, 'What are you looking at?' She will say, 'What are you looking at?' And 'Do you dare to make gestures with me?'"
: The Queen Mother of the West is decent and kind! !
It must be right this time!
She whispered: "Wrong! She has such a big peach garden but secretly mixed the peach juice with water to make it 0.1%! What a stingy person!"
…
And these gods have gone wild.
Xianyu shrugged: In short, there are many heroes in Baiyu Jing, and they are all abnormal in their own way.
As an evil cultivator who is keen on involution, I suddenly felt that I was really up-and-coming.
Forget it, let's start working! !
Wait... Something's not right? !
Why did Ma Wencai, who promised to break up Liang Zhu, cry and demand to become my disciple?
How can Bai Suzhen, who is weak and unable to take care of herself, be a strong man with gnarled muscles?
Xianyu put his feet up and checked his phone: "What's going on?"
I'm the only one crashing every day:
This is not the case in myths and legends!
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The Patriarch of the God of War, unemployed in peacetime, vs. The disciple of the King of Juan, who switched to the Demonic Path for a living but worked for the Righteous Path.
[An all-female world view, all characters are female from beginning to end]
[The third person of the text. Double strong cb direction, no cp]
[The main plot is the daily life of the protagonists working together. KPI is just a background board, but the protagonist will help others to find targets to improve performance]
This is an anti-conventional workplace comedy that deconstructs myths and legends. Please be careful to avoid lightning.
11.20.25 Screenshot
Mission: Success comes from hard work, persistence is victory.
