Do Straight Men Also Want to Conquer Men?

The text has been completed The hanging column is pre-accepted. It is a light-hearted novel (should be), "After seducing the messenger from the snowy region who has been widowed for three hundred years", the beauty attacks the God of War (large and small). The copy is placed at the bottom. If you like it, you can click and save it. Thank you~ Copywriting of this article: Atypical straight male Shou and atypical high-cold Gong. Straight male but good at reveling in Shou, aloof but fond of talking nonsense. Lu Yao penetrated into the harem to play games and became one of the male concubines of the foolish emperor. He looked on the left side at the disgraced male concubine who had made the emperor furious and had her tongue pulled out, and on the right side at the cold beloved concubine who was poisoned and assassinated and blinded. Only then did I realize that men also have to fight in the harem! ! So he hugged the system's thigh decisively: I want to go home! But the system told him: If he wants to go back alive, he must attack Xiao Jingyuan, the coldest Fengjun. Lu·Steel Straight Man·Yao's eyes darkened: I can't do it anymore! Therefore, he can only use the hard-core strategy of straight men's thinking: Fakely falling into someone's arms, his voice was as rich as Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan's three sworn brothers: "Brother, I fell! ——" Jamel Xiao:...... At noon, when the sun was shining brightly, he recited a love poem to Feng Jun affectionately according to the system task: "Raise your head and look at the bright moon——" Jamel Xiao:………… Jamel Xiao always had an expressionless face and spoke coldly. Lu Yao was so angry that he was defeated repeatedly. Until one day, when he was lazy and didn't want to bother anyone anymore, he unexpectedly heard Xiao Jamyuan calmly say to the maid: "Why didn't he come to the study to see me today?" "Forget it, let's change the soft couch in the study first. He said a few days ago that his back hurts while sitting." "Also, the folding fan sent by the eldest princess last time should be made in the same style and given to him." Lu Yao: "???" Wait, who is speaking in such a long sentence? Small theater: On a winter day, Lu Yao had a plush blanket covering his knees and was flipping through the latest storybook in his hand. Jamel Xiao sat quietly drinking tea, taking a sip and taking a sip. Lu Yao noticed his material eyes and rolled his eyes, pretending to turn a page inadvertently, but in fact he suddenly turned his head to look at him. Jamel Xiao was stunned for a moment, then looked away. Lu Yao squinted his eyes and asked, "What do you mean by rolling your eyes at me?" Jamel Xiao: "…" Ding dong! Favorability +1] Lu Yao looked at him suspiciously and thought about it. Ding dong! Good impression +1 Lu Yao listened to the increasing favorability in his ears, looked at Master Feng Jun who was still cold and indifferent, and persuaded: "You have to learn to express yourself." Otherwise, how would I know what I did to increase my favorability level? Upon hearing this, Jamel Xiao turned to look at him, his eyes swept over his pale pink lips as if they had substance, and he learned to express according to Lu Yao's requirements, and said calmly: "You are so cute, I want to kiss you." Lu Yao was so shocked that he threw the storybook in his hand away instantly. He looked at him in horror and shook him in shock: "What's wrong with you!?". The cold-hearted Lord Fengjun before was not like this! Reading guide: 1. Absolute 1v1 double cleanliness 2. The faint king will fall and be attacked by an absolutely absolute 1v1 double arrow! 3. For those of you who are novices in political strategy, please do not delve into it. Dynasties are completely imaginary and are universal to all cultures. 4. The writing style is still lighthearted and silly. Secondly, if straight men are so cold-faced and angry, let's rise up! (Lie down——) 5. Just a reminder, in the later period, Gong liked to talk about burning things (loudly), not because he was burning, but because he was born with a low sense of shame. Advance receipt copy: As a sword cultivator of the Wuqing Dao, Wen Renxuan aspires to be like most of his predecessors in the Wuqing Dao. Tie up your high ponytail, hold grass in your mouth, pick up your sword, and then look for your Taoist companion! There is no need to say much about how high the divorce rate of Wuqingdao is. He entered Taoism full of longing, and as a result... He soared accidentally. After his ascension, Wen Renxuan became the new intern immortal in the heaven. He was told that if he wanted to become a full-time intern, he must complete three intern immortal tasks. Adhering to the mentality of peace of mind and Taoist companions wherever you look, maybe the quality of heaven will be higher, Wen Renxuan happily accepted the first task after becoming an intern fairy—— Put down the water demon. With a wave of water, Wen Renxuan was knocked to the ground. Seeing the water demon crushing him with strength, Wen Renxuan looked to the sky with sadness and anger: "... Is this reasonable?! Is anyone taking care of it!" The water demon grinned: "I didn't expect that the heaven was afraid that I would be bored, so it specially sent me a fairy as a toy." Just when Wen Renxuan was seriously thinking about which tombstone stone was more corrosion-resistant—— Flying snow swept across the sky. A giant snow-white beast came through the air, its wings covering the sky and the sun. Carrying on the back of the giant beast was an immortal dressed in white and with picturesque features. The cold air around his body instantly froze a ten-mile radius. He just raised his finger slightly. The water demon that Wen Renxuan had been fighting for three hours instantly turned into an ice sculpture, his expression frozen forever. Wen Renxuan stared blankly at that peerless face, and blurted out: "... I'll go, beauty." The fellow immortal friend who had just gotten up fell back with a "pop" and pretended to be dead, wailing in his heart: It's over, it's over, this kid is really not afraid of death! He actually dared to tease this ruthless character who even the ancient God of War dared to freeze into an ice sculpture! The entire heaven knows that Lingyun Jue's heart was frozen as early as the day his Taoist companion died. Wen Renxuan knew nothing about this. He only felt that the beauty in front of him was strong and beautiful, and she was simply the image of a perfect Taoist couple in his mind. So there, his eyes were extremely sincere: "Immortal Lord, are you missing a leg pendant?" ​And what he doesn't know even more is—— The Taoist monk who made Lingyun Jue stay in Hanshan for hundreds of years... In fact, it is himself. Intention: hard work