Did You Pick up the Cat Today?

FurryMaine×German Shepherd [Full text in manuscript] The story of a Maine Coon learning to be a human being. Hello people. Cats are learning to be humans, and humans can also learn to be cats. Cats never doubt themselves. Cats always love themselves. ******* After the cat cafe was forced to close, Ying Min (mǐn) thought that he would not be able to renew his relationship with Maomao. Until that day, she picked up a tabby cat at her door and took it home - and then things got out of hand. Siamese cats, cow cats, orange cats, and calico cats took turns to fight. When they saw her going out, they rolled to the ground and grabbed her ankles. Forget it. There was actually a man with cat ears and a cat tail lying outside the door. Ying Min:? Ying Min: Something seems not right. * Ying Min's body is a Maine Coon. Before the Demon Spirit Agency appeared, no one knew about this matter. After the Demon Spirit Bureau appeared, no demon knew about this matter. Ying Min herself couldn't understand why her species was deemed human by default. The puppet fed her salted egg yolk peas, the orange cat hunted her cucumber-flavored potato chips, Siam thoughtfully prepared human food (steamed buns) for her, and the cow cat found the legendary human happy water (Coke) for her... There is also a German Shepherd who transforms into Mr. Snail and lives in the kitchen, busy preparing three meals a day for her. Ham and mashed potato salad, spicy cabbage fried rice cake, plum pork ribs, tomato-smoothed egg beef, egg-filled tofu... Ying Min: It's okay to be a human being, there's nothing wrong with it. * Muhezhi originally thought that what he got was a long-lasting love script. He never expected that he would be inexplicably involved in the fluffy Shura field - the kind that belongs to the all-cat camp. But he is a German Shepherd! Mu Hezhi: Is it still too late to mutate into a cat? Mu Hezhi: I'm very urgent. I need a tutorial. Reading Guide 1. This article has a lot of furry infestations. 2. This article contains a lot of homophones. The copy was screenshotted on August 31, 2025. The second copy of the copy was screenshotted on September 12, 2025. Mission: Cats and dogs heal the world.