In this world where everyone is obsessed with sports events for some reason, as a professional, the largest number of inquiries I receive every day actually have nothing to do with the outcome of sports competitions. They are almost all about the love issues of those athletic male guests who are extremely talented and have noodle-like faces.
"Excuse me, are I, the tennis-playing squinty-eyed senbei, a perfect match?"
"Is it possible for me to date the basketball-playing student council president with heterochromatic eyes?"
"May I ask what the relationship between me and my volleyball setter captain will look like in the next three months?"
"..."
With a pure conscience, I sold a number of magic potion scented candle crystals through these love consultation sheets.
Just when I was making a lot of money, those sports male guests who were often the subject of discussion came to my door one after another, "Then why don't you tell me how I see you now?"
Me: Pool noodles will only affect the speed at which I make money. Please don't come over!
Food guide:
1. The text is in the first person.
2. All the occult knowledge involved in this article comes from the author's nonsense, please treat it as fiction.
3. Daily slow-heat running accounts.
4. Magically modified the timeline and plot of the original work.
5. There is no cp in the main text and a split ending.
6. It's a work of your own free will. The logical plot and OOC are all over the place. Please don't scold QAQ and just fork it if you don't like it. We refuse writing guidance.
Intention: The future is in your own hands.
