The fitness coach Yu Baihe was bound by the system. The system said that he was supposed to be the eight-foot-tall and as strong as a savage Orion general in the novel, but unfortunately he was born in modern society a thousand years later.
Yu Baihe didn't want to be a savage, but when he heard from the system that he had the opportunity to fight a lion or a tiger with his bare hands, he was immediately ready to make a move and agreed to the system's request.
The system felt that he agreed too quickly, so it alertly threw a bunch of "cat pictures" at him, forcing him to observe the postures and learn the professionalism of **** attack.
"Cat movie" is a vague term for adult movies.
Yu Baihe knew it well and lazily clicked on the "cat movie", eh? Really a cat?
Yu Baihe glanced at the system, looked at it calmly, and then found that he had entered a strange world. This place was full of two-dimensional kitten girls with cat ears and tails, and the names of these beautiful cats also overlapped with celebrities such as generals who were gods of war, famous officials, and treacherous ministers and prime ministers in history!
Yu Baihe was overjoyed. He wiped away the nosebleeds that had sprouted, and took the kittens home one by one. Looking at the beautiful kittens in the house, he moved his hands up and down, stroking wildly, causing the cats to run away in all directions, which was very annoying.
It wasn't until the system reported an error that his protagonist's data was wrong, that these people had cat ears and tails, and only he could see them. In fact, they were real people.
Eh?
So every time he touches the cat's tail, is he touching these people's butts and buttocks?
He actually treated these historical celebrities as cats and played with them for so long!
Yu Baihe wanted to run away, but he was tightly entangled by a few invisible cat tails in the air. He could not go anywhere. He could only be forced to stay and continue to be a shit shoveler, serving a group of cat owners. When the cat owners were in love, they could only sacrifice themselves with tears to comfort them.
Cat owners: Don't you want to run away? Why are you so soft-hearted and staying? Oops, Yu Baihe, you are as honest and kind as ever. I really love you!
Yu Baihe, who was forced to wear the title of Honest Man: >.
Mission: Justice lasts forever, and those who do bad things must be punished