Alpha Jiangmu x beta Lu Mian
1:
When Lu Mian was in high school, he loved playing a Jianghu mobile game. When he heard that he could get a set of costumes by marrying a knight, he found a male character who matched his expectations and applied. But after three minutes of Lu Mian's popularity, his online time became less and less, and Xia Yuan pestered him more and more, even asking to show up. Only then did Lu Mian realize that he had not told Xia Yuan that he was a boy playing a female account. He stumbled and explained to Xia Yuan that he was a man and that he didn't mean to lie to him. It was okay if the relationship with Xia Yuan was dissolved. Xiayuan laughed angrily, "What's wrong with the man? The man looks better." Lu Mian was so frightened that he quickly sold his account and ran away.
2:
In the second semester of her sophomore year, Lu Mian was suddenly arranged by the school to live in a dormitory for two. She was stunned by the unexpected surprise. She thought happily that she no longer had to smoke second-hand smoke. It was only when I moved in that I discovered that there was a young master here who was more difficult to maintain. Not only did he have to hold him down and bite the back of his neck during his susceptible period, but he also had to pester him. What was even more outrageous was that the young master still forgot things when he was awake, so Lu Mian had no choice but to put a band-aid on the back of his neck. Until one day he woke up next to the young master and found that the young master was focusing on playing with his hair and whispered, "Xiaoyu Mianmian, I caught you."
Only then did Lu Mian realize that he had been tricked.
3:
Lu Mian hurriedly waited for the internship period and chose a city far away from the school to do the internship just to avoid being retaliated by Jiang Mu. He also tricked Jiang Mu into interning near the school.
When he settled down in his room and was about to go out to find food, he found that his neighbor across the door also opened the door. He looked up and saw Jiang Mu, whom he had not seen all summer.
"Lu Mian, you lied to me again."
"I said men *look* better."
Lu Mian was speechless and could only whimper.
Purpose: To be an honest child