My Cultivator Is Weird

Mu Yunze has been confused recently. When I woke up, I went from the bustling modern city to the windy mass grave in the world of immortality. The good news is: he is not completely dead, and is still the handsome (but seemingly useless) senior brother of the Seventy-Two Peaks of Wenjian Sect. The better news is: his master is stunningly beautiful, his second junior sister is hot and sexy, and his third junior sister is naughty and cute... The benefits of this rebirth seem to be good? The bad news is: he seems to have... Completely forgotten how to cultivate immortality! In the ten years since the modern era, the waves have soared, how can you cultivate? What is that thing? Does it smell like a game? Would you like hotpot? The news that made his scalp tingling the most was: His junior brother Long Xingtian, whose name sounded like the son of destiny, who was supposed to be taciturn, cool and domineering, looked at him... What was going on? It was a kind of ecstasy that was lost and found, a kind of fervor that was almost paranoid, and that kind of weird tenderness that... Was like string, could melt him on the spot! "Senior brother, you are finally back..." "Senior brother, drink water." "Senior brother, whoever bullies you, I will kill them all." Mu Yunze: "???" Wait, wait! Junior brother, your character is ruined! Is this how the script for the male protagonist is written? Can you look at me more innocently? I'm scared! As a result, the painting style of the seventy-two peaks of Wenjian Sect suddenly became strange. Other people's senior brothers: practice in seclusion and dominate the world. Senior Brother Mu Yunze: "Junior brother, calm down! Master, help me! Junior sisters, do you want to eat potato chips? I just exploded them in the refining furnace!" Disciples from other families: competing for resources, intrigues. Disciple of the Seventy-Two Peaks: "Senior Brother said, it's not good to fight too much. Let's do some werewolf killing to decide who owns the spirit stone!" Other people's cultivation: bitterness, hatred and hatred, going against the will of heaven. Mu Yunze practiced: "Mortal realm? Isn't it just a cold, fever, soreness and backache? Drink more hot water! Body tempering? Come on, let's learn about Pamela's Immortal Level body tempering tutorial!" This is a light-hearted (funny) story about a modern young man trying to relive his old dream in the world of immortality (and re-cultivate immortality by the way), but accidentally leads the entire sect astray, and is also suspected of being entangled by the "protagonist template" junior brother. I would like to ask, how to use high emotional intelligence and modern knowledge to gracefully (not) lie down in the world of immortality, and handle this seemingly extremely abnormal relationship between brothers and sisters? Waiting online, it's very urgent! [The high-EQ sand-sculpting senior brother [All the members are comedians, the sect's style of painting is gradually deviating, and the daily life of cultivating immortals is hilarious~] Purpose: Relaxed and funny daily life