
Master Qing Leng Picked up a Wet Monster
清冷师尊捡了只阴湿嘤嘤怪
by Bamboo Drunk (竹酒醉)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 233k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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#Masterdisciplenianxianurturing# Death Escape# Falling Horse# Pseudo Wallpaper# Shen Yuqiong's senior brother left him a child before his death. He was cute, cute, and smart. He liked it so much that he vowed to teach him what he had learned throughout his life. However, one day, he woke up and found out that he was living in a book. The little brat who follows him around all day long is the protagonist of this book, the god of death who will decisively unify the three realms in the future. And he, unfortunately, will be killed by the protagonist himself the day before his ascension, becoming a generation of cannon fodder. [The setting of this book is that if you want to ascend, you must kill the people closest to you, and you can ascend only if you have no worries] What a dog setting! Shen Yuqiong hesitated for three seconds and started packing. Sorry, I'm going to avoid the limelight first. ** In a small mountain village thousands of miles away from the sect, Shen Yuqiong breathed a long sigh of relief, opened the bag and shook her hands. The young man blinked his big eyes and asked him happily: "Master, how many days will we go out to play this time?" Shen Yuqiong expressionlessly closed the bag, turned around and ran away. In the vast sea, Shen Yuqiong was driving a lonely boat, feeling that it was good to be alive. A big wave rushed towards me, and there was a wet crying bag in my arms. Shen Yuqiong raised her hand and wanted to throw it away, but she saw that the young man's clothes were soaked and he was shaking, his eyes were red, and he was crying: "Master, it's so cold in the sea, why don't you want me anymore." Shen Yuqiong let out a long sigh and accepted the fate of the young man into his arms: "Let's go home." ** As he grew older, Chu Qilou discovered that his master was becoming more and more depressed. Chu Qilou couldn't understand. On the eve of his ascension, the master called him over and said with a troubled expression: "Master, I'm afraid of pain. I just took anesthetic. Please move faster." Chu Qilou was startled, then he happily untied his master's clothes, and kissed the fair and slender neck, leaving a series of mottled marks: "Master, why do you need to take anesthetics? I'll be gentle, it won't hurt." Shen Yuqiong waited for a long time with her eyes closed, but the feeling of death did not come. He opened his eyes tremblingly and vaguely saw Chu Qilou lying on top of him, biting his neck. He said hoarsely: "Don't you have a sword? Give me a treat." Chu Qilou paused, thought for a moment, nodded, and took off his pants. "Master, yes, yes, don't worry." Shen Yuqiong:...... I'm not talking about this sword! #On wrong frequency communication and barrier-free dialogue# ** On the first day after Shen Yuqiong woke up after escaping from death, she heard that Chu Qilou was on a hunger strike. The next day, I heard that Chu Qilou was crazy. On the third day, I heard that Chu Qilou committed suicide. Shen Yuqiong couldn't sit still anymore and sneaked up on the roof of Chu Qi Tower, preparing to take a sneak peek at him. The moment the tiles were pulled apart, he met a pair of sinister and red eyes. "Master, I caught you." Cold on the outside, hot on the inside, hard-mouthed and soft-hearted·not so serious on the inside·cold and beautiful master, who has been fighting and fighting for his whole life·old artist·scheming green tea, weird and occasionally mad at his disciples 1v1, double c, he, Recommend the preview of "Marrying an Old Enemy" The gods and demons had a feud thousands of years ago and have been fighting endlessly ever since. Until the two clans established a new heir. Shen Guanyu, the young king of the God Clan, is powerful but cold and ruthless. He is the sharpest and most impeccable sword in the hands of the God Clan. No one can shake his Taoist heart. Xie Lanxiao, the young master of the demon clan, is a hybrid of demons and has a beautiful appearance, a Buddhist tongue and a snake-like heart, and is good at deceiving people. It is said that he has never failed. The two were born to be enemies. The Lord Shen thought for a moment: The ruthless Dao defeated the charm, son, think of a way to kill Xie Lanxiao and inflict heavy damage on the demon clan. Shen Guanyu nodded, holding his sword and walking away with murderous intent. The Demon King wiped his neck: Charm can only defeat Qing Wu, son, think of a way so that Shen Guanyu can never turn over. Xie Lan narrowed his eyes with a smile, dressed up and walked away. The gods and demons were eagerly awaiting the good news about their son. Then the news came that the two were getting married. "..." * After hearing that Xie Lanxiao was having fun in the world, Shen Guanyu disguised himself and went down to earth. According to his plan, he spent three days to investigate the enemy's situation, five days to formulate a plan, and strive to kill Xie Lanxiao within ten days and return to his life. Then... In full view of everyone, the voluptuous beauty hugged him, with affectionate eyes and a choked voice: "Husband, you made it so hard for me to find him——" Shen Guanyu: "...!?" Under the gaze of everyone, Mr. Shaojun, who had always been as cold as frost and snow, became stiff all over and turned red from head to neck. * Xie Lanxiao chased Shen Guanyu for two lives, but ended up dying badly every time. In the third life, he spent his whole life's courage to walk to that person, preparing to express his love directly: "Husband..." Then he found that His Highness looked at him like he was an idiot: "Who are you?" Xie Lan laughed and said, "You really don't remember me?" Shen Guanyu: Haha, in order to get closer to me, I acted quite like him. Xie Lan smiled and wiped away tears: "I have been following you since I was a child——" Shen Guanyu: This person is crazy. After a moment, Xie Lanxiao smiled and held Shen Guanyu's hand: "My dear, let's start over." * After a long time, Shen Guanyu finally recovered his lost memory and became angry. So everyone watched helplessly as the ferocious God Clan young master rushed into the Demon Clan territory, kidnapped the beautiful Demon Clan young master, and imprisoned him in the dormitory. The Gods gloated over their misfortune, thinking that now that the Demon Clan's young master fell into the hands of their cold and ruthless young master, he would surely suffer inhuman torture every day. In fact—— In the chain that was broken all over the place, the evil beauty had a smile on her lips, kissing the cursing person under her, and coaxed in a low voice: "Baby, don't cry... I told you the first time we met, but you don't believe it..." * Small theater afterwards There was news in the world of gods and demons that the young princes of the two clans were going to get married. The Lord Shen looked at his son with a toothache on his face, and said sadly: "Where is your ruthless way? What is so good about him?" Shen Guanyu had a cold face and said seriously: "He is very beautiful." Lord Shen: "... That's not what I'm talking about." Shen Guanyu tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said sincerely: "He is very hot." "..." He is cold and dignified in front of others, he is violent and arrogant in front of others, he is violent and arrogant in front of others, he is ruthless and vicious in front of others, he is a coquettish person in front of others, there are many thieves and thieves, he is attacked by the young master of demon clan. Shen Guanyu: When preparing wallpaper, the peacock was crushed... Xie Lanxiao: I don't know, my wife pounced on me right away. Motto: Love can overcome all difficulties











The teacher is still too smart. I watched [] on the first day of the new year. It's pretty good.
It's not working anymore. Let Master heal your brain, puppy.
It can be seen that the teacher is very useless.
Teacher, thank you for your hard work on this chapter...
[Oh oh oh] If he runs, he chases him and he can't fly.
[Spread flowers][Spread flowers] Happy New Year, teacher. I updated it early.
[Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers]Spread flowers Spread flowers Congratulations to the newlyweds It's snowing today. Those who watch it will feel warm in their hearts.