Senior, Please Don't Be Too Smart

After entering college, Xie Jingli had three secrets that could not be exposed: First, teachers and classmates cannot know that he is actually emotionally cold, and his image of a sunny and warm man to others is all fake; Second, his parents cannot know that he is living off campus; Third, he cannot be known by everyone. He works part-time as an escort online to let himself go. However, he recently discovered that his new online chat partner is actually his fellow student Jing Ying from the Student Union Propaganda Department! Jing Ying was usually taciturn and inexplicably cold towards Xie Jingli. Many people said that Jing Ying hated Xie Jingli. However, this new online chat partner is a love brain. During the chat, he talked about his secret crush for a long time... It seems to be Xie Jingli! "Do you like me?" Xie Jingli asked half-jokingly. "What did you say?" Jing Ying glanced at Xie Jingli coldly, "Why do you think so?" He turned around and left. Chat online. Love Brain: [Teacher! ! My senior confessed to me today! ! Xie Jingli:…………Huh? Love Brain: [He asked me if I liked him! Is he also interested in me? ? Love Brain: [Heehee(^▽^)] This guy has two faces online and offline. Xie Jingli was worried about being exposed and wanted to refuse to chat with him, but Jing Ying was very observant and a blunt refusal would probably be noticed. Xie Jingli quickly came up with a good idea - teach Jing Ying to chase him step by step online, cater to him and flirt with him offline, and then dump him after he confesses to him... Anyway, Jing Ying didn't know that the person online was Xie Jingli. Moreover, people who confessed to Xie Jingli in the past would disappear without a trace after being rejected. After Jing Ying was dumped, he would definitely not pester him again. — Unexpectedly, teasing Jing Ying was not all smooth sailing. Xie Jingli almost couldn't keep up his gentle and patient persona several times. Moreover, when he saw Jing Ying, who was usually calm and self-possessed, acting coquettishly and calling "brother" and "brother" non-stop online, he became more and more curious about Jing Ying, and even gradually... Got a little excited? The first time the two played truth or dare, Jing Ying finally admitted that he had someone he liked, but did not reveal who that person was. When the two played Truth or Dare for the second time, Xie Jingli asked casually, "What is the person you like like?" She was expecting how he would describe herself. Jing Ying: "He is very self-righteous." Xie Jingli: "?" Jing Ying: "Sometimes, I hope he won't be too smart." Xie Jingli: "... Shouldn't you talk about the good qualities of the person you like?" Jing Ying: "You asked about 'what it looks like'." ... Okay, okay. Xie Jingli was very unhappy. At this time Jing Ying said again: "But." "He is very easy to understand." Jing Ying said softly, "I like this very much." — Both are innocent men who are good at pretending. Love Brain × White Cut Black. Seemingly cold but possessive, the junior student Gong × pretends to be sunny but is actually cold and arrogant. At the end of the year, 1v1 thick arrows, double first love, horse loss at the beginning, HE, a little slap in the face is really delicious. There are very few attack angles in the early stage, but Shou will know the attack's thoughts through online chat. ——Advance payment—— If you are interested, you can save the column "The Immortal Species Wants to Confess to the Underworld" ~ The outline has been written and is being saved. Progress: August 2026, 30,000+ manuscripts have been saved (the article will be opened when the collection reaches 300. If not, the manuscript will be saved until 300,000 words) (Cold-faced, arrogant and immortal attack × Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, a civil servant in the underworld suffers) Recently, two strange things happened in the underworld—— First, the number of souls who "accidentally" or "intentionally" entered the underworld before their life span has expired has increased sharply. Second, the automatic soul sending system broke down at this time. Underworld envoy Qianliu was sent to do a hard job: to escort the "lost" souls to the entrance and exit of the two worlds to ensure their safe return to the human world. Qianliu thought that this kind of mission was at least a hundred times safer than catching evil spirits, until that day when he quickly arrived at the target soul, the other party took out a pistol and pointed the cold muzzle at him: "I am here to find someone to confess to." — This person's name is Qingchuan. Qianliu kindly took him to find someone, but he ended up listening to him complain about the underworld being lagging behind and being boring there. He encountered evil spirits and resentful souls with him, and followed him into the dark forest and the underworld... A chain to subdue evil spirits! ... Another chain held Qingchuan. Qianliu finally managed to send this man back to the human world with his "hard" strength. However, after a while, he saw Qingchuan again when he was sent to the human world on a mission. Qianliu thought Qingchuan couldn't see him and unscrupulously eavesdropped on a lot of information. Just as he was about to float away, Qingchuan suddenly appeared next to his ear and whispered: "What are you doing here?" — After learning that Qingchuan is an immortal species that can heal itself from injuries and illnesses, and hearing the story of him and his lover from his students, Qianliu understands a little bit why he insists on going to the underworld. For a creature with a limited lifespan, he can reunite with his lover at the end of his life; but for an immortal species with an unlimited lifespan, how long will it take him to come to the end? Qianliu's attitude toward Qingchuan softened a little. Of course, it is not only because Qingchuan is deeply affectionate for his lover, but also because... Qianliu: "It's so delicious! Is the food in the human world so delicious??" Go on a business trip to the human world and transform into a human at public expense! You can eat food from the human world! He was engrossed in eating the food cooked by Qingchuan. He looked up accidentally and found that Qingchuan had been looking at him, and as he looked, the circles under his eyes seemed a little red...? ! Qianliu: "What's wrong with you?" Is it because I look too ugly? ? Qingchuan covered his eyes with his hands: "Nothing... I just thought..." No more words were said. A few minutes later, Qingchuan returned to his cold face: "I just thought that the underworld should quickly hire a good chef to develop the catering industry." Qianliu: "...?? You don't even say a single word of harm to us in the underworld and you feel uncomfortable all over!" What happened to the eternal seed? So what if the rice is delicious? Deep affection is also for his lover! All in all, he is still a nasty guy! — Later, Qianliu's colleagues secretly discussed in private—— "To communicate with the human world or stay in the human world for a long time, you need a lot of 'so'. To buy a soul, you need a lot of ghost coins, otherwise you will have to absorb the souls of the human world. I heard that Qianliu's public funds have been used up, and the new application has not completed the process. How did he stay in the human world for so long?" "He used his own hell coins to buy souls? Does he have that much money?" "Did he violate the rules and drink Yangshou without authorization? Does his god of death know?" "Or who is willing to let him take it? If it is detected that the living soul is willing, it will not be a prohibited matter." "All living souls in the human world wish to live forever, how can anyone be willing to shorten their lifespan!" On the other side, on the bed in the human world. "Too much... I can't eat anymore..." Qianliu's originally translucent soul gradually materialized, and his pale skin turned a thin red. He trembled and wanted to get up, but Qingchuan held him back in his arms: "Please stay a little longer." — Small theater: Qianliu transformed into a bird in the human world and went on a mission to play pranks on Qingchuan. However, as soon as his beak touched Qingchuan's face, due to his lack of skill, he transformed back into a spirit human form. Qianliu: "..." Qingchuan: "..." Qianliu's lips quickly moved away from Qingchuan's face, and he pretended to say hello casually: "Hi, hello." He forced a smile and said, "I'm in the human world again." Purpose: Face up to imperfections and accept your true self