Your Majesty, Will Hemorrhoids Be Cured?

Preliminary article: "Nine Palaces Attack the Yuanyang Pot" In 2005, on Section 4 of Hongxing Road in Chengdu, Chengdu Diwa Guishannan and Chongqing Zaer Niutangtang (pronounced shang) had a fight. One sells the mandarin duck pot with a long-lasting fragrance, and the other sells the spicy and spicy Jiugongge. They all want to take advantage of the hot bonsai to take advantage of the moment when Kong Liang enters the house. The idea is the same, if we open stores door to door, it will be written on our faces that we are competitors and we will fight each other when we meet on the road. Just when the diners on the whole street were eagerly looking forward to the battle between Chi You's horse and Bao Pilong, Niu Tangtang had already spread his peacock tail in front of Guishan Nan and was stalking him on Bao Pi Long. Niutangtang: "What competitor? I just want to catch Boss Gui!" Gui Shannan: "The guy next door has eaten too much Guawazi and Sichuan peppercorns, and he can't straighten his tongue. Don't let him make a fool of himself." (*－.－)Σ(￣ᗨ￣；) Niutangtang: "Destroy the 'Xiangliu Garden' next door? What the hell do you want? I just want to make Boss Gui unable to get out of bed." Gui Shannan: "...110? There are people riding motorcycles on Section 4 of Hongxing Road without wearing helmets." (￣▽￣)O╭╯☆#╰( ￣￣)╯ When Niutangtang opened a hotpot restaurant in Chengdu, he wanted to be free, but he didn't want to be bound by love, so he just revolved around beauties. Gui Shannan wanted to get rid of the fate of being dependent on others, and the only way was to make money. Who would have expected that he would get one for one and get an old attacker. (￣▽￣)～■□～ (￣▽￣) Guishan Nan's Yuanyang Hotpot is gentle and tolerant, while the beef soup's Nine Palaces are domineering and warm. Adults don't have to choose, they want them all! A beautiful woman who is warm on the outside but fierce on the inside is attacked by a VS ruffian with a sinister and loyal dog Folks from the Western Han Dynasty, your chrysanthemum guards are here. ヽ(*￣▽￣* When Guyan traveled to the Western Han Dynasty, what she got was neither house fighting nor palace fighting scripts, nor farming and infrastructure scripts, but... She glanced at the toilet seats next to her, and estimated how many times they had been cleaned and used. Then she lowered her eyes to the toilet pit under her butt, and faintly heard the sound of pigs... She understood, what she got was a toilet script. The ancients say that you should be at ease when you come. As an anorectal doctor, since she traveled to He, Gu Yan used this as a novice area in the workplace. She first improved her toilet environment, then changed to a comfortable nest, and then set up a stall to practice medicine, so that the life of an unmarried widow would be better. With many years of experience in fighting hemorrhoids, she became a well-known goddess doctor. Her name spread throughout the capital and even the palace, and she was summoned by the emperor. At that time, Liu Heng was suffering from a defeat in his battle with hemorrhoids and was in severe physical and mental pain. The civil and military officials in the dynasty were still looking forward to his ascension to heaven, which could be described as internal and external troubles. Guyan rushed to Deng Tong to suck and lick his hemorrhoids, and used scientific, civilized and hygienic treatment methods to help her succeed in fighting hemorrhoids. She was so happy that she was awarded the title of beauty. She was so surprised that she tensed up. How did it become an ancient script? At this time, her fiancé who died in the battle miraculously returned triumphantly. He did not want to be promoted to a noble position, but just wanted to marry her and have three "good" children with her, three boys and three girls. Was this another marriage and love script? But she just wants to fight hemorrhoids to make money and then buy, buy, buy! The emperor, powerful ministers, generals, and mysterious knights all passed by, leaving only money. Guyan said: "Don't talk, your hips are too high." No one dared to disobey, the rich and the poor, everyone was equal in front of the chrysanthemum. A woman loves money and gets it wisely, and she has a pair of skillful hands to fight against hemorrhoids and bravery! Currently updating: "The veterinarian turned into a farm girl, the cute pet became a cub, and a monk was tied up to be their father." / (‵′) ╮(‵▽′)╭ (‵▽′)/ , Veterinary surgeon Jing Miao, due to a soul torture, took her three pets, Bichon Frize, Totoro, and Fox, to an ancient remote village where murderous intentions were hidden, and transformed into a mother, daughter, and mother. The scalpel turned into a hoe, the white curly hair turned into a double bun, and the mouse brother and the fox brother became two brothers. It's just that... The three babies look different, and they are obviously not born to the same father. Who are the fathers and who wants to assassinate them? Can they return to their original world? There are many questions, but they are far less than the one before us - how to let the babies with pet souls live in this ancient small village like normal children? "Big girl, don't mess around!" "Sambo, don't eat sister's cake!" "Second treasure? Where is the second treasure?" "Mom, my second brother dug the soil and buried himself." "I'm going to fill the hole for my second brother!" ... Taming a human cub that contains the soul of a pet is more difficult than providing postpartum care to a sow. The cubs seemed to be aware of this problem. One day when they went hunting, they kidnapped a pretty monk and asked him to become their father. Monk Qing Leng kept his mouth shut, but pulled Jing Miao to lecture on Buddhist sutras every night. As he talked, his bald head grew hair, his cassock changed to short brown, Buddha dust turned into a hoe, and the pastoral life of the heroine and the hero who made trouble with the baby got on the right track. But as soon as this peaceful (noisy) life started to improve, the murderous intention that had been hidden for a long time finally surfaced. It turned out that the three children were all from extraordinary backgrounds and had their own enemies. Jing Miao and Qiao Monk also shouldered heavy responsibilities. The family of five is not related by blood, but in the face of crisis, they are more united than relatives. Qiao Monk showed his hidden strength and protected his wife and cubs. The three cubs used their own powers to assist, and Jing Miao did not hold back and was brave and resourceful. After the crisis was resolved, the soul torture appeared in Jing Miao's ears again: Will pet owners love their pets the same as they love their children? Purpose: Once your life is good, you will want to live better. It is human nature and there is no need to be ashamed.